He opens the door. The entire restaurant is quiet. His name is John. He goes to Karlito and asks him "UHHHHH GIMME A CHEEZE BURGER WITH A SIDE OF FRIES AND SOME BONELESS WINGS BUT WITHOUT THE WING SKIN. JUST THE SKIN". Karlos replied "but sir we only serve burritos not ugly white boi food" "I DONT FUCKING CARE YOU STUPID ASS MEXICAN. I WANT MY FUCKING FOOD OR I WILL FUCKING DEPORT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. GOT IT?!!" John says. "But sir-" "BUT WHAT YOU NIGGER FAGGOT ASS BITCH." Karlito says it in a quiet voice "I don't know how to make burgers..." John is of triggered and wanna strangle Karlito dick but says this anyway "I-DONT-CARE." Karlito is pissed at this rude white man costumer so he does the worst. He goes to the kitchen and grabs a sticky note and writes cheese burger, French fried, BONELESS WINGS. He gives the paper to John. When he opens his hands, he is more od triggered and wanna hop on his girlfriend pussy. "WHATS THIS" he says. "Your meal -3-" karlito says. "STOOPID BITCH I'M A CALL THE POLICE AND LET THEM DEPORT YOUR LITTLE MEXICANO ASS YOU HOE' *calls 911*. Police responds "911 what's your emergency" John says "THEREEEE ISSSSSSS A MEXICAANNNN RIGHTTT NEXXXTTT TOOO MEEEE" police responds "WE WILL BE RIGHT THERE WEE DOO WEE DOO". Karlito is scared knowing how his wife and family will hear bout this so he goes to the back BUT THEN THE POO POO STORMS IN "WEE DOO WEE DOO THIS IS THE POO POO WE CAME TO DEPORT YOU". John crawls under his ass and then fingers him "OUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" KARLITO blasts off through the police landing on a dumpster truck 10 blocks away "HOW DARE YOU' police says. "WE NEEDA CATCH THIS MEXICAN AND DEPORT HIM". "I LOVE YOU BABY GIRL" JOHN SAYS. "I LOVE YOU TOO CRUNCHY ;)" . They kiss for 3 hours when Karlito is in the trick being taken to the dump knocked out.
WILL HE WAKE UP OR BE DEAD FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON MY HORSE HOLE
CHAPTER TREE COMING SOOON :3.
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UmorismoDon't take this offensive you fucking normies. I'm Mexican too fyi