To: Maria8pie
Chrissiebaby: MARIA!!
Maria8pie: Bitch this had better be important, I'm trying to eat my food in peace.
Chrissiebaby: Your name is so ironic...
Maria8pie: WHAT DO U WANT?!
Chrissiebaby: Oh yeah, have you seen the comments on my latest Instagram post?
Maria8pie: Yeahhhh, why?
Chrissiebaby: You haven't.
Maria8pie: I have.
Chrissiebaby: Have not.
Maria8pie: Ffs why do you think I haven't?
Chrissiebaby: Because you're far too calm to have seen them.
Maria8pie: I'm rolling my eyes at you right now.
Chrissiebaby: READ THE COMMENTS.
Maria8pie: I just have! What about them?
Chrissiebaby: Notice anything strange?
Maria8pie: No? Well, a random guy called you cute but that's not necessarily strange.
Chrissiebaby: ...
Maria8pie: OMFG!!!
Chrissiebaby: I KNOW! I'm freaking out!
Maria8pie: I can't believe it! Lucas ACTUALLY commented and called you CUTE! Bitch you're so lucky. I hate you!
Chrissiebaby: I'M CRYING!!!
Maria8pie: DM him, what are you waiting for?!
Chrissiebaby: Are you insane?!
Maria8pie: Partially... DO IT.
Chrissiebaby: I can't!
Maria8pie: DM him right now or god help me I will disown you as a friend and tell the whole school you still suck your thumb in awkward situations.
Chrissiebaby: *gasp* you wouldn't.
Maria8pie: Try me.
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Mr Blythe & I | LZ ✓
Fanfiction[Completed] One girl. One teenage celebrity. One Instagram comment. Sounds like the delicious recipe for a life-changing adventure. [Highest Rank: #3 in LucasJZumann] Social Media AU Lucas J Zumann Fanfiction Copyright © ButterGloss 2017
