Divine Cunt

Chapter 6: The Exorcism

Drake, Cherry and Rocky began to plan the exorcism methodically and searched out the appropriate passages in ‘The Bible’. Rocky even made mention he might even bring in a pig for it, and said he would explain later why it was needed. The thought of a pig being sacrificed caught our minds, as if negative thoughts are always the first to catch a person’s mind, but Rocky assured us that there would be no sacrifice. Most of us were semi-vegetarians but ate meat if it was being wasted in a bin. Usually the meat we found in bins were packaged from supermarkets that had thrown it out because the meat was passed the due by date. Legally we were stealing but Drake assured us that it was merely using items that were in fact going to be wasted. However ‘The Bible’ did clearly state, ‘Do not steal’.

“I’m pregnant with your baby Tony. Doesn’t that mean anything to you,” Fanny said half distraught and half angry.
“I keep telling you Fanny, that night when we were all dancing and having fun sex, you had sex with Drake. Not me! I heard you yelling and moaning for Drake to plant a seed in your field. I was surprised that Drake went through so many members, he is either insatiable or has priapism,” Tony said in his defence.
“No! Drake was only having sexual intercourse with Angel that night! I know for sure it’s not his,” Fanny cried.
"You were drugged off your tits that night. Drake was inside you planting a seed. I did you anally for a few moments before I passed out."
“Well what do you want me to do? Put up posters and billboards asking the father to please stand up?”
“Just tell me the truth! Do you want me to live not knowing? A vibe like that could expand and kill the whole world you know. Surely your chakras must be picking up on this?”
“Fanny if you want this baby to be mine I will claim it, as I feel a deep mother earth connection with you, but I know it’s not mine babe. Gaia is telling me it’s not. Why fight her?”
“Are you sure?”
“To be honest Fanny I think I like guys.”
“What?”
“Last time I had sex with Grace I needed a forklift to raise it. It just wouldn’t inflate. I even asked the Egyptian Goddess Isis to help, but no cigar.”
“What should I do?” Fanny seemed to be giving up.
“You should go speak with Cherry and Drake. Maybe they might adopt it when it’s born?”
Fanny was anxiously erratic and replied, “And we all know how adoption turned out with Abraham, Sarah and Hagar.”
“I know we are in the middle of nowhere Fanny but you could always have an African abortion.”
“No I am afraid of heights! Plus the trees here aren’t tall enough!”
Tony tried changing the subject, “Did you hear that Grace gangbanged a bunch of bikers to please Drake?”

Nearing the ‘kombi van’ a long trailer pulled up next to it. Drake and Cherry seemed very pleased and happy.

“Tell Drake now,” Tony urged with a sly smile.

Casually and flippantly strutting over to Drake, Fanny stood there for a few minutes not knowing what to say, but wanted to reveal all.

“Do you like our new home on the road Fanny?” Drake enquired.
“Yes it’s real nice. It will do well when I bring your child into the world.”
“Fanny please I am in no mood for fighting today. Let’s revel in what God has provided.”
“I’m serious Drake, that night when Cherry was having sex with Glenn, we had sex, and now I’m pregnant!”
“Whaaat!” Cherry yelled.

Faster than lightening Cherry strutted over to Fanny and slapped her so hard her face might have spun for a week.

“How dare you! You jumped-up little slut! Lies! All lies! Spun from the Devil himself! Bitch!” Cherry kept trying to slap Fanny.
“I don’t want to hurt you Cherry but I’m having Drake’s baby,” Fanny tried to duck and hold off Cherry’s slaps.
“Over my dead body hussy,” Cherry bounced back.

“How many guys is she going to say fathered her baby?” Grace asked shaking her head. “What a dirty slut.”
“You can talk,” Rocky muttered.
“It’s different for me. Drake told me the more men I have sex with the more faith I will gain. And with enough faith, I will get my faith back.”
Rocky draped an arm around Grace, “Why don’t we go behind those bushes and I can aid you in your quest?”