Spear of Justice: Chicken Nugget Edition

I dont know what to write here. Lets just get on with the story :)

Long ago, two races ruled over earth, Humans and Monsters...

Ah, let's not waste our time with all this stuff, it's cool but we've probably all seen it fuck knows how many times.

Long after, there was this legend story thing that said some weirdo who had seen the surface would fall flat on their faces from the top of Mt Ebott, somehow without breaking all of their bones, and then the Underground would go empty. So this could mean everyone either escaping and happily running through fields with rice crispies, or could end up with everyone being ded and stuff.

Then this person fell down, well it fuckin took them long enough, and this person was Frisk, and they had come down to see their bud-dy, Flowey the Flower, who ended up being a lil dumbass and mistook Frisk for their pal who died ages ago and Flowey was all sad so he stole a bottle of alcohol from Asgore's liquor cabinet.

Asgore really needed it too because he was also sad that Toriel had left him but Flowey really did not give a shit. Asgore has no friends anyway, he always drinks by himself, so that's not going to solve his fuckin problem.

Frisk was going to noscope Flowey at first, but then she felt sorry for him (I know Frisk is genderless, but to me "she's" a girl okay) so she ran and nicked the butterscotch-cinnamon pie from Toriel and raided the fridge for some chocolate, and also took some spider cider from the bake sale (shoplifting yay) and Flowey downed two bottles in one go, and then drowned his sorrows in the pie.

He then got the chocolate, some sweetness to noscope the evilness (Is that a word? Fuck it, it is now)

Anyway, after this Flowey decided to get some spider donuts, but then he read the sign and his eyes widened in horror. The spiders warned him about Muffet, and why she was so twisted. He went back to warn Frisk of the dark secret. He went back faster than dat boi (o shit waddup)
(I know that's dead but I don't care)

He warned Frisk not to eat the spider donuts,
because they literally contained the dead bodies of Muffets friends and family (And yes this really does happen in the game, check it if you don't believe me)

Anyway Flowey told Frisk and she went batshit crazy because this basically made Muffet a huge fuckin hypocrite because she was a chief cop thing who falsely accused Flowey of murder, and actually tried to kill Frisk. She's an awful girl, spider, or whatever the fuck you want to call her. She doesn't deserve to be a cop, she falsely accused Flowey of a crime, and, as Flowey found out, she hardly ever feeds her pet and kills her mates just to make food. Someone fucking get the RSPCA on this bitch. She needs to be stopped.
Hopefully by some cops who actually know what the fuck they're doing.

Or...

Undyne.
Undyne the Undying.
She's good at sorting things out, and doesn't take any shit whatsoever.

So, after Frisk and Flowey both drowned their sorrows some more, they went off, and asked Undyne for help.