Fandom VS Canon(Harry Potter)! Ft: PotterFan445

Pairings

Me: Today we're focusing on pairings and if certain characters didn't end up with that character and stuff.

Shipper: YAYYYYYYY! *dances on the spot*

Me: Oh, um well I do like the ships it's just that-

Shipper: yeah, yeah get started already!

Me: Um okay...We'll start with-

Shipper: DRARRY!

Me: Calm down! Okay, okay we'll start with 'Drarry'.

Shipper: So, this ship is my OTP.

Me: You chose the cover, didn't you?

Shipper: What!? Drarry is canon!

Me: No it isn't.

Shipper: IT IS IN MY WORLD!

Me: So Drarry is basically Draco x Harry a fan-made ship. The only thing that is similar about us is that we both SHIP Drarry but one of us too much Drarry-Fan-Girl.

Shipper: Quicksand! That wasn't nice!

Me: Anyway...*cough* I think that the Canon ships such as Hinny aren't really good chemistry as Ron and Hermione. I mean like! LOOK AT ALL THE DAMN THEROIES ABOUT GINNY USING LOVE POTION! I just don't see Harry falling for Ginny as a lover. While I can see him falling for someone else. So the question is WHAT IF Harry didn't end up with Ginny?

Shipper: The obvious choice is Hermione, but she loved Ron so-

Me: But there IS a lot of similarities between Hermione and Harry also that Ron is very jealous of Harry.

Shipper: Well, if Ginny wasn't with Harry she'll be back with Dean so Harry back with Cho?

Me: Um no. Definitely not Romilda Vane or Padma. So, I think Harry should end up with Luna even though Nuna has MORE canon evidence.

Shipper: So...What if Draco didn't end up with Astoria?

Me: Actually she di-

Shipper: WE BOTH HAVEN'T READ CURSED CHILD YET!! Anyway, the answer would be Pansy.

Me: Maybe or- he could be single.

Shipper: So NEXT question! Who would Hermione end up with if she rejected Ron's love for her?

Me: Draco?

Shipper: You know I STILL don't get that ship! yeah, what about Ron?

Me: Lavender Brown?

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Me: ARE YOU CRAZY!?

Shipper: Well-

Me: I was thinking...............Luna

Shipper: Why Luna?

Me: Dunno! It's the only character that I know of that's shipped with him! Or...Harry.

Shipper: WHY HARRY? I WANT HIM WITH DRACO!!

Me: Okay okay! Who will Hermione end up with?

Shipper: Krum?

Me: Um yeah? Or...Harry or...Cormac McLaggen?

Shipper & Me: Ugh, McLaggen.

Me: So, is that sorted then? NEXT!! 

Shipper: Don't forget to REQUEST!

Me: Bye-bye from the AU's of PTP!