The Legit Whipper Dab

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 So I've entered English Honors, I do not know how and why. The time when I received the letter of "you fucking passed the shit ass test and got into hell honors. Congratulations", I was thinking, "wow! I'm actually worth something" only to find out the dirty truth about my ROTTEN FEMINIST TEACHER THAT ONLY TALKS ABOUT HOW THE UNIVERSE BROUGHT EACH INDIVIDUAL HERE ON EARTH FOR A FUCKING REASON LIKE SHES SOME KIND OF ZEN TEACHER TRYING TO MANIPULA- MEDITATE AND FIND SOME KIND OF INNER FUCKING PEACE IN US. LIKE WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. I HAVE BEEN SUFFERING MY ASS OFF BECAUSE EVERY FUCKING WEEK SHE ASSIGNS A FUCKING ESSAY AND HONESTLY, I CANNOT WRITE A JACK SHIT ESSAY. SHE ASSIGNS LIKE 50 PAGES OF HOMEWORK AND SAYING THIS OUT OF PURE BLACK HATE BUT WITH 100% HONESTY, I HAVE A ROTTEN KOREAN TEACHER THAT HAS AN IQ OF FUCKING -420, THAT'S RIGHT, NEGATIVE 4 FUCKING 20. SHE LITERALLY SAYS SHIT LIKE "Oh i want to see you write Korean slowly and neatly with effort" and then 5 minutes later she starts getting pissed and shit at us, the poor imprisoned innocent youthful students, saying unmotivating shit like "HURRY YOUR LAZY ASS UP I DON'T GOT ALL DAY, I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY TO CHECK YOUR WORK OUT AND YOU GIVE ME NOTHING BUT TRASH. TRASH GOES IN WITH TRASH" LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. GOD I HATE MY TEACHERS.
















i wrote this while taking a shit and i have constipation. Thank you for reading. :)

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