Chapter 1 - Monday mornings just got a whole lot better
I was drifting. Drifting slowly thourgh what seemed like an endless pain. All my memories fading and sizzling into nothingness. Somehow it was dark, too dark, the blackness swarmed around me creating a thick barrier of black. The last thing I could remember is my mothers face staring into mine, pained like she knew someting was happening to me that I didn't. And then there was Zak. Zak who I could not remember. Zak who seemed like a realistic hologram burning out like a star coming to it's end. I must remember. I must...
Ever had that Monday morning feeling? The i'm so bored and hate going to school feeling! Well I get it alot! Jane, my best and sort of weird friend, was circling her artwork like she needed to add something she didn't know yet. I had simply drawn a circle in the middle of my canvas. The art teacher, Miss Creetan, began tocome towards me. Oh crap! "So Sally, what magical art have you blessed us with today? It surely is daring! What is it?" she said. As you can probably tell I have my suspicions she is really a lesbian. " Miss, it's a circle!" I replied with a hint of boredom in my voice.
"How lovely dear. Keep up the good work". She can be a bit thick sometimes! The rather annoying sound of the bell started then. Thank lord for saving me from this cruelty, I prayed silently. When walking down a high school corridor always avoid Camilla Von Redham! She looks down on everyone with her black, beady eyes. Her boyfriend, Joe (I so feel sorry for him), potters behind her like a puppy dog. She puts way to much make-up and volumizer on, it makes her face look worse than a cow pat and her hair stick out in all directions. She does have two evil henchmen, well henchwomen but I don't really care. They are Alison and Joanne,the twins of evil! They look exactly the same, almost clones, beady eyes, too much make-up and hair like someone who doesn't wash.
"Look, it's Smelly! I heard she shagged this boy last night!" she sniggered.
" Oh look, it's Miss Red Van and her sidekicks Evil 1 and Evil 2! I wonder if her bra is too tight. Shall I see?" I replied all angelfaced like Gabriel or something. Jane twanged her bra and she howled in response. "You little slut! If I get my hands round your neck your going to regret that!" she said all fired up. Then she left! Like the coward she is! OMG! Fittie alert! New boy? Yes? No? Fit? Yes!!!!
Jane started chatting then, "That's the new boy, Zak!", OK, new boy.
"Taken?", I asked
"Nope! You like him don't you?"
"Oh yes. Yes I do!"
