family life

Joon: you need a alarm clock babe

Me: noooooo no I don't I need bacon,the fuck,yes I know i do

Joon: stop being sassy and drive

Me: by the way Joon, keep your hand on my dick and imma punch you

Joon: damn babe be scary

Me: you already know and also Peyton got band practice tonight don't forget

Joon: oh shit who is taking him cus I have to stay longer at Bentley's

Me: um I can ask Jay

Joon: ok thanks for the ride babe love you

Me: love you too

*30mins later*

Carlos: dad, Peyton won't give me my phone back

Me: Peyton give poor Carlos his phone back

Peyton: fine here you little pussy

Me: PEYTON!

Peyton: what?

Me: your grounded

Peyton: why?

Me: mmm idk maybe cus you called your brother a pussy. Two weeks that's it's no phone,games,etc

Peyton: ugh

Me: bye. Carlos go get Aaron

Aaron: yes dad?

Me: I just grounded Peyton make sure he stay grounded ok?

Aaron: ok

Me: thanks now I'm going shopping you coming?

Aaron: nah imma keep an eye on the boys

Me: ok anything you want?

Aaron: sprite

Me: ok son

*1hour later*

Me: boys come help with the bags!

Aaron: coming

Me: thanks Aaron also you need to make dinner cause dad isn't coming home til later and I gotta do work

Aaron: ok

*2hours later*

Me: ok I'm done Aaron I'm going to go pick up dad at work

Aaron: ok

*20mins later*

Me: babe ask Jay if he needs a ride

Joon: ya he's coming

*10mins later*

Jay: lord give me strength I was bout to knock out a slut today at work

Ray: lol why?

Me: ya why?

Jay: because this dumb stupid bitch decide to order then 30 second later she is saying y'all bitches take forever up in here and fuck that waiter. I was bout to jump over the counter and slap the mighty hell out of her

Joon: damn Jay

Me: that's my bro

Jay: boi I swear if she comes in tomorrow imma be in jail

Me: Joon time to take out a loan to bail his ass out

Joon: hey Jay how Ron doing?

Jay: crazy but still at the fire house and also good at sex

Joon: I mean my baby is good at sex as well, he got a big one

Me: so do u Joon

Joon: thanks

Me: yep

*10mins later*

Me: Jay can you take Peyton to practice tonight?

Jay: sure no problem

*30mins later*

Me: Joon we need to plan carlos birthday

Joon: when is it again?

Me:October 28th

Joon: oh shit imma bring his skateboard tomorrow

Me: Joon and Jay we should plan a vacation for the kids cus they've been working so hard and school and deserve a reward plus I need a break

Jay: ok what do you think Joon?

Joon: let's do it

Me: done now let's plan. Where do y'all wanna go?

Joon: new york?

Me: babe that's to crowded for me. Jay any ideas?

Jay: I like new York

Me: fine new York it is

Joon: are we going to surprise the boys babe?

Me: yes duh. Jay I think you should surprise Ron

Jay: will do

Me: so my plan is to leave October 29th, the day after Carlos birthday. Sounds like a plan?

Jay: ok

Joon: ok

Me: imma call their school and get school work for a week so they won't miss anything ok Joon?

Joon: ok. Babe are we going to bring trevor? I mean he helps us a lot anyway

Me: ya sure I just gotta talk to his parents. Lol I swear if I see a snake there I'm going to visit Jesus

Jay: boi you know damn well there are no snakes in NYC

Me: you never know

Jay: I should smack some sense into you boi

Joon: ok Jay go ahead and you will be visiting Jesus

Me: woah Joon slow down and calm your balls

*3hours later*

Joon: ok I just got off the phone with the school and they said one of us gotta come into school and pick it up

Me: ok well you can go cus I need to find a hotel that can fit 8 of us

Joon: damn my baby boy looking sexy as fuck being a nerd

Me: whatever just go to the school

*20mins later*

Joon: ok I'm back babe,damn they each got piles of work to do

Me: well they better get to it so they can have fun