When Taylor Swift eonnie doesn't become the black girl that she always wanted Runch Randa oppar💖💖😍 doesn't care and treats her like a Nubian kween juseyo!!!!
Y'all ISSA JOKE for my group chat on instagram but ya know whatever.
Taylor the snake cackles evilly. Namcoon had had her as a pet for months but now that she had the mystic charm she could finally become the Nubian kween namcoon needed.
She slithered over to the charm and swallowed it. She could feel the charm working in seconds, her body was getting bigger and longer! Eventually her body became too big for the glass case she was in and she broke out falling to the floor and onto her flat ass.
Taylor started quaking, she wasn't a black kween, how? She didn't have a big, fat, black ass. Namcoon would never love her now. She runs her hands through her silky blonde hair, w-where were the naps? The Bantu knots? The weave? Matter of fact why isn't her name Sharquesha the hood bitch?
Taylor falls to the floor crying. How was she supposed to say nigga now? The only way she could was to marry Henry. Maybe they could do blackface together. She gets up to leave but before she can namcoon enters the room.
“N-namcoo-”
“T-taylor??” Namcoon rudely interrupts her and Taylor debates punching him in the shit and decides she wants the big black cock even more than revenge. “What's going on?”
“Namcoon? Massa, I wanted to become your black kween goddess hood hoe b-but now I can't.” Taylor starts to cry some more.
Namcoon crip walks over to Taylor and cups her cheek in his hand. “Oh Taylor, you can still be my house nigger. Don't cry, tayquisha.”
Taylors pussy gushes. “M-massa, saragnaeyol.”
“Bitch fuck are you trying to say to me?” Namcoon asks, eyebrows furrowed. “You mean saranghae?”
“I'm sorry massa! I'm just a dumb nigger who only got an eighth grade education because I smoked weed all day but then the police caught me and had me in jail longer than rapist or child molesters.” Taylor moans out as namcoon presses them so close she can feel the big black cock pressing against her thigh.
Namcoon groans. “S-say that again bitch.”
“What? I'm a nigger?”
“No you fucking dumb slut talk about being put in j-jail again.” Namcoon stutters out as he begins to rock his hips onto her.
“O-oh massa! They've began putting innocent black people into prison after gentrifying black and Hispanic neighborhood's b-became popular. O-OH!” Taylors mouth slides open as namcoon thrust harder against her thigh.
He slides off of her thigh and pushes her to her knees, “You better suck me bitch.”
“Yes massa. Taylor obediently gets on her knees and pulls his cargo shorts and boxer briefs down. She wants to laugh when she sees his dick tho. It's three inches tall and taylors pretty sure she would have to jack it off with her pinkie (don't clown me I know joon got a dick that pops puthys).
She leans her head down and runs her tongue over his thumb- I mean dick. He moans and comes almost immediately and Taylor doesn't question it because with balls that small he probably comes from anything.
He pulls her head up and moans. “Doesnt my dick look huge baby girl?”
Taylor giggles because, uh, no but he's still her Nubian king daddy. “YESS OPPAR FILL ME WITH YOUR BIG BLACK COCK! I NEED YOU!”
(I'm tryna get this shit over with noah fence but yeah) Namcoon slides his dick into her. “Huh? You like the way my cock fills you up?”
“YESS RUNCH RANDA OPPAR MY BLACK OPPAR I LOVEU IT!” Taylor fake moans.
Namcoon laughs a bit before pulling out a sleek black durag from his bedside drawer. “If you like my dick so much I bet you'll love me spanking you. With my durag of love.!”
He begins spanking Taylor with it and she moans out. In seconds Namcoon has her shaking out an orgasm. They come at the same time and Namcoon pulls out.
He leans back and puts his arms behind his head,.”Get up and twerk your nice nigger ass baby.”
Taylor stands up and begins popping, almost breaking her back in the process. “Like this Runch Randa oppar?”
Namcoon smiles. “Yeah baby. That's good. Now bring your sexy black ass over here for real nigga cuddles.”
Taylor giggles and lays down next to him. “Oppar saraenaeyo. Jinjjar!”
“I still don't know what the fuck you're trying to say still.”
Namcoon and Taylor live happily ever after in the Bronx, where the real nigs live.
THE END (ISSA JOKE FOR MY GROUPCHAT YALL DEADASS)
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