Selnald fanfic

Chapter 1. Blonde Weave

(It was a starry dark night) (bit chilly too) (#putyourglovesonm8)

I walk out of my local star bucks with joy and pride on my face as I grip my pumpkin spice latte firmly in my hand, The cold wind hits my face and I suddenly remember... I forgot my bodyguards a sinking feeling hits me as I enter the car park, I turn to see my car gone I start looking around in desperation knowing that uber could be my last hope... I start panicking and say to myself "Don't worry if the uber driver says anything I will make a YouTube video about it" I hear someone walking towards me slowly.

I turn again to see who it is and I see a big blonde devilishly handsome man with sexy orange skin and vanilla white eye sockets and deep long sexy wrinkles, whilst he walks to me he looses his stance for a second or two, I rush over to him to stop this beautiful man from tripping I catch him in his fall and we both look at each other... It was Donald T Trump.