Jughead: I worked on your construction project today.
Fred: Yes, I saw. Nice work.
Jughead: Alright, cool. Thanks, dad.
Archie: Oh my God.
Jughead: What? Why is everyone staring at me?
Betty: You just called Fred Andrews "dad". You said, "thanks, dad."
Jughead: What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, man."
Fred: Do you see me as a father figure, Jughead?
Jughead: No, I see you as a bother figure! Because you're always bothering me!
Archie: Hey, show your father some respect!
( source : brooklyn nine nine )
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