Potter Head Jokes.

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Harry: "I'm Going To Bed."

Draco: "Can I Slytherin?"

Harry: "Are You Sirius?"(Serious)

Draco: "No,I'm Draco Malfoy."
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Sirius: "Voldermort Is After Something.. Something He Didn't Have Last Time.."

Harry: "A Nose...?"

Sirius: "Stop With The Harry Potter Jokes... I'm Sirius."

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Voldermort: "Why So Sirius!"

Sirius: "Why So Nosy?" ._.

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Harry; "You're White."

Sirius: "No,I'm Black."

Harry: "Stop Joking."

Sirius: "No,I'm Sirius."

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Harry: "Why Is The Ravenclaw Symbol An Eagle?"

Umbridge: "What Else Would It Be?"

Harry: "Hm... Maybe A Raven." ._.

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Voldermort: *Sneezes* "Achoo!"

Harry: "How Can You Sneeze When You Have No Nose..?"

Voldermort: "You Can't Be Sirius Potter."

Harry: "I'm Not,I'm Harry Potter."

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Ron: "Were Gonna Die!"

Harry: "Yep."

Ron: "Were Gonna Die Virgins!"

Harry: "Nope."

Ron: "Malfoy?"

Harry: "Yep."

Ron: "Ahhhh!"

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Voldermort: *Dies; Screams*

Draco: "Hey,That's What Harry Sounded Like When I Banged Him!"

Harry: "......

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Umbridge: "Potter,Why Are You Talking During My Class?"

Harry: "Why Are You Teaching Through My Conversation?"

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Draco: "Shove Off,Potter!"

Harry: "Oh,Yes,I Will Be Shoving Something Off!"

Draco: "Oh,You Dirty Little Chosen-Boy."

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Lucius: "What Kind Of Wizard Are You!?,Potter Escaped Right Under You're Nose!"

Voldermort: "My What!!?"

Lucius: "Sorry Master,You Don't Have One!"

Why Are All These Harry Potter Characters Savages? XD

Harry: "Are You Sirius?" *Looks At Sirius's Body*

Sirius: "Dead Sirius.."

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Voldermort: "Why Do You Liveee!!!?"

Harry: "Cause,I've Got Something Worth Living For.. A Nose."

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Voldermort: "I Have An Army!"

Harry: "We've Got Noses."

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Harry: "Snape,What Are You On?"

Snape: "Snapechat."

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Uncle Vernon: "And What Will You Be Doing Harry!"

Harry: "I'll Be In My Room,Making No Noise,And Pretending Not To Extsist."

Dudely: "That Won't Work... Draco's Up There."

Uncle Vernon: "So?"

Dudley: "So,He Can't Pretend To Not Exists When Draco's Banging Him!"

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Harry: "You're Mom's So Fat,She Tried To Eat Cornelius Fudge!"

Snape: "She Did.."

Harry: "Oh.. Mutters: "That Explains Alot."

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I Throw My WAND In The Air Sometimes,Saying Aye-Oh! My Names DRACO!

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Draco: "Jumped Out Of Bed,Turned My Swag On.."

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Draco: "Wait.. It Was Never Turned Off!"

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How Does Harry Go Down A Hill?

By Running... JK. Rowling.

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Well Hope Yall Enjoyed That! I Might Make More!!😂






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