Bunch Of Drarry/Harry Potter Jokes!

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Harry: "I Stopped Draco Malfoy,From Getting Banged."

Hermione: "What Spell Did You Use?"

Harry: "None,I Just Stopped Chasing Him."

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Draco: "Potter,What Are You Drawing?"

Harry: "I'm Drawing A Map.."

Draco: "That Looks Like... My Eyes."

Harry: "I Often Get Lost In Them."

Draco: "......

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Ginny: *Runs Up To Malfoy* "Harry Called Me 'Malfoy' When I Was Banging Him!"

Draco: "My Father Will Hear About This."Grins*

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Draco: "My Names,Draco Malfoy,I Am Racist,I Despise All Gingers,And Mudbloods. And My Parents Work For The People Who Killed You're Parents." *Holds Out Hand To Potter* "Would You like To Be My Friend?"

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Draco: "Ugh,This Essay Is So Hard! Why Is Life So Hard?"

Harry: "You Know What Else Is Hard?"

Draco: *Thinks Dirty* "What?"

Harry: "The Book I'm Going To Hit You With,If You Don't Start Working!"

Draco: ._.

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Harrys POV..

Me And Draco Decided We Don't Want Kids Anymore So We,Put Up A Sign,And Said "Anyone Who Wants Kids Leave You're Phone And Address And We'll Bring You One!"

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Draco: *Drops Tomato Sauce On White Shirt.* "I Look Like a Pig!"

Harry: *Turns Around And Nods* "And You Have Tomato Sauce On You're Top,Malfoy."

Savage. XD
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Draco: "Hey,Potter,What's That On Your Neck!?"

Harry: "What Thing?"

Draco: "The Big Purple Spot On You're Neckkk!"

Harry: "It's A Hickey Malfoy, You Should Kno-!"

Draco: "Oh Yah,Because, BLOODY HARRY JAMES POTTER IS MINE!!"

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Harry: *Pets A Hippogriff*

Draco: "Mm.. I Wanna Ride That."

Pansy: "I Thought You Hated Hippogriff's."

Draco: "Pfft! NOT The Hippogriff.."

>~<

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Pansy: "Oo!The Boys Dormitory!"

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