Books and Such

Thoughts while reading Cassandra Clare books

Thoughts as you read

We are only 95 pages into the book and the main conflict is already resolved, what else could possibly happen?!?!

There are only 4 pages left, nothing else will- aaaaaand he's possessed again.

GOD DAMN IT SEBASTIAN!!!

Fuck the clave.

WHY!!!!!! Death to page 511, death I say!

MAGNESS!!! GLITTER!! CATS! ALEC!! Fuck both of their dad's.

Lightworm- I mean Lightwood... No I don't.

HEAVENLY FIRE!!! HEALED JEM!!! HOW THE HELL!!!!

TESSA, don't marry Jem. Marry Will then reunite with Jem later.

Who the hell is that?

NOOOOOOOO!!!
    SIMON!!

Why are the Clave such idiots?

Violin. Piano. Singing. Latin. Magic.

How the fuck does her angel work?

GLITTER!!!!!!!

I wonder what the institute really would look like.

I want that library.

Fuck the Enclave.

Well fuck, now I have to read all those other books by famous poets so I can understand what they are saying.
   
I want to learn how to fight.

I want a stela.

How could you end the book like that?!?!

QUIT SWITCHING PERSPECTIVES AT THE GOOD PARTS!!!!

I want to learn latin.

I hate that lake.

I have to memorize the entire poem. I just have to.

I  shall stay up till 3am to read this whole 400 page book and finish it in one day.

Your book is only 200 pages? And you think that's long?

I want a Parabitie.

Really, Simon.

HE IS DEAD AGAIN, NOOOOO!

Jonathan deserved better than that.

What did Jace dream?
Oh...

How the HELL does that make any logical sense, Will/Jace? What are you thinking? Where is your Parabitie, what are you doing without them?

Fuck that member of the clave in particular.

Demon Pox, nice.

How the hell?

Sarcasm must run in the family.

This show fucking sucks.

More Books!!!!!!

I want to be a Shadowhunter, but not.

Fuck page 511. It did not happen.

Fuck book four.

Fuck the cave.

Trucks float on water. Cool.

Oh, that makes so much more sense now. But wait, what?

I hate lakes.

Kinky.

You made out.... In hell.

You, my good sir, are an idiot in a clown's clothing in the Arctic Ocean.

Why is this so sad?

No.

I'm done with this, he is too much like Jem, too much.

Black for hunting through the night.....

I want to wear gold to my wedding, and white to my grave.

I hate adults so much sometimes.

My poor baby...

I want to learn Latin.

WHAT THE FUCK DID... Oh.

YOU FIGHT THOSE FAIRIES!!!

Screw you, I happen to like A Midsummer Night's Dream.