thanks buddy

buddy

dyliebrain: hey buddy, want some cookies and cream?

actuallytom: no thanks buddy, I just want some friends

dyliebrain: YOURE WELCOME I AM YOUR NEW FRIEND AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU WANT IT OR NOT

actuallytom: COULD YOU STOP SCREAMING AT ME?

dyliebrain: I WOULD NEVER SCREAM AT MY FRIENDS BUT I WOULD SCREAM AT THEM IF THEY ATE MY FOOD

actuallytom: I DIDN'T EAT YOUR FOOD

dyliebrain: I HOPE SO 

actuallytom: may I know the name of my new friend?

dyliebrain: maybe 

dyliebrain: you can call me jesus

actuallytom: then call me god

dyliebrain: hOW AbOUt dAdDY?

actuallytom: HoW aBOuT nO?

dyliebrain:

actuallytom: seriously

actuallytom: what's your name?

dyliebrain: call me future husband

dyliebrain: OR DYLAN 

actuallytom: maybe I'll call you jesus

dyliebrain: REALLY??!

actuallytom: NO

dyliebrain: DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART

dyliebrain: what's the name of my future wife?

actuallytom: DID YOU CALL ME INDIRECTLY FEMALE?

dyliebrain: MAYBE I DID

actuallytom: I AM GOING TO THROW THINGS AT YOU

dyliebrain: YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I LIVE???

actuallytom: I DON'T CARE AND ONE DAY WE WILL MEET AND THEN I'LL DO IT

dyliebrain: WHO SAID WE ARE GOING TO MEET?

actuallytom: god

actuallytom: and I am god

actuallytom: so easy

dyliebrain: I JUST WANTED TO KNOW YOUR FUCKING NAME???

actuallytom: IT JUST COMES AUTOMATIC

actuallytom: IT JUST COMES SO NATURAL

dyliebrain: if you don't tell me your name I'll call you tom the locomotive

actuallytom: YOU DON'T

dyliebrain: I WOULD 

actuallytom: FIGHT ME

dyliebrain: YOU WOULD LOSE

actuallytom: I WOULDN'T??!

dyliebrain: YOU WOULD

dyliebrain: BC

dyliebrain: YOU ARE THE WOMAN

actuallytom: DON'T DO THIS TO ME

dyliebrain: THEN TELL ME YOUR NAME

actuallytom: call me Thomas

dyliebrain: CAN YOU JUST TELL M-

dyliebrain: oh

dyliebrain: NICE TO MEET YOU TOMMY

actuallytom: YEAH VERY NICE

dyliebrain: DOES THAT MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE ME?

dyliebrain: I WAS HAPPY

actuallytom: I NEVER SAID THINGS LIKE THIS

dyliebrain: Yea maybe because we're chatting and you can't say anything

actuallytom: MAYBE I START TO DISLIKE YOU

dyliebrain: BUT 

dyliebrain: WIFE 

dyliebrain: DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE 

actuallytom: DON'T CALL ME WIFE??

dyliebrain: DADDY?

dyliebrain: TOM THE LOCOMOTIVE?

actuallytom: STFU NO

actuallytom: I have to go

dyliebrain: YOU'RE MAD, AREN'T YOU?

actuallytom: NO, I AM NOT

actuallytom: I AM GOING TO SLEEP, I AM TIRED

dyliebrain: what, it's 7 p.m

actuallytom: it's 11 p.m 

actuallytom: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

dyliebrain: I AM FROM SPRINGFIELD

actuallytom: oh well

actuallytom: okay

dyliebrain: WHY, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

dyliebrain: tom

dyliebrain: TOMMY

dyliebrain: WIFE

dyliebrain: TOM THE LOCOMOTIVE

dyliebrain: YOU LEFT ME?

dyliebrain: or you are sleeping

dyliebrain: because you said it

dyliebrain: tell me what you want

dyliebrain: what you really really want

dyliebrain: I AM SO SMART GET OUT THE WAY

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It's A MESS

I hope you enjoyed it

peace out