Dear Evan Hansen Lyrics!

Sincerely, Me

[CONNOR]

Dear Evan Hansen

We've been way too out of touch

Things have been crazy

And it sucks that we don't talk that much

But I should tell you that I think of you each night

I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight

[EVAN, spoken]

Why would you write that?

[JARED, spoken]

I'm just trying to tell the truth.​

[EVAN, spoken]

This needs to be perfect.​ These emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just—I'll do it.​

[CONNOR, sung]

I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard

[JARED, spoken]

Hard?

[CONNOR]

Has been bad

[JARED, spoken]

Bad?

[CONNOR]

Has been rough

[JARED, spoken]

Kinky!

[CONNOR]

And I miss talking about life and other stuff

[JARED, spoken]

Very specific.​

[EVAN, spoken]

Shut up!

[CONNOR]

I like my parents

[JARED, spoken]

Who says that?

[CONNOR]

I love my parents

But each day's another fight

If I stop smoking drugs

Then everything might be alright

[JARED, spoken]

Smoking drugs?

[EVAN, spoken]

Just fix it!

[CONNOR]

If I stop smoking crack

[EVAN, spoken]

Crack?!

[CONNOR]

If I stop smoking pot

Then everything might be alright

I'll take your advice

I'll try to be more nice

I'll turn it around

Wait and see

'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention

It's easy to change if you give it your attention