he wakes up, "GAH WHERE AM I AND WHY AM I IN A TRUCK WITH TRASH". "Because your gonna be my new husband you honky Mexican" a strange person or uhh idk says. The person pops out and it's a live burrito. "WHAT THE HELL. I DIDNT KNOW BURRITOS CAN TALK" Karlito says. The burrito goes closer to Karlito and blushes. "I may talk but I have more than talking wink wink ;)". "Like what?" Karlito says. El burrito grabs his hands making him unable to escape. "You'll see when I put this beef in your behind" burrito says. "NOOOO IM NOT READY FOR THIS" Karlito screams. The burrito starts fucking Karlito ass hole making it feel numb and Karlito screams in pain like someone putting Gordon Ramsay in his asshole. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" KARLITO SCREAMS . The burrito then cums on his ass turning him pregnant in 1 second. A few days later THE FUCKING TRUCK IS STILL DRIVING AND THE POOPOO STILL FINDING THE IMMIGRANT. Karlito baby is born turning this to a drama white girl series. "HONEY ILL GO TO THE STORE AND GET MY MILKKK" burrito says. "Okay papi (;" The dad was lying and doesn't wanna raise the baby leaving Karlito as a single mom. A few months go by and Karlito realize that the burrito left him. "Meh I don't care" he puts the baby up for adoption but then the grown burrito comes back raping Karlito. "AHHH GET OFF ME" Karlito screams. "NO.BITCH YOU ARE MY MEXICAN BABU YOU SLUT". Karlito then bites the burrito and starts eating him. He sees one piece of his body which is beef and cums on it the. Throws it to a boy riding his bike to the street. "EWWW THIS IS STICKY THE BOY SAYS". Karlito climbs up the top and jumps but then gets run over by an obese fat women. The gay police man finds him and goes WEEDOOOWEESOOO. "OH SHIT" Karlito says. "SURRENDER YOU SINGLE WHITE MOM IMMIGRANT". Karlito says "OH CMON IT WAS JUST A BURRITO AND ONE BABY". as he was about to say something else the fat women farts which flies him away to...
To be continued .3.
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HumorDon't take this offensive you fucking normies. I'm Mexican too fyi