I'd let him steal my Christmas

Chapter 1

Mayor Augustus POV

I slip on my glossy white glove before reaching my hand out. In seconds I felt chandlers fat figures wrap around my hand.

I gave him a toothy grin, and he returned the gesture.

Our hair was messy because we just finished the deed.

I snapped my fingers with my other hand, signaling my maid to come fix our hair.

The ladies knees shook at they fixed my pale gray hair.

I watched the lady fixing chandler's hair carefully. Not wanting her to get any ideas.

I made them leave and then turned to chandler. "Shall we go do some work?" I suggested.

I had the whole town of whoville convinced that he was my helper for extra credits. Which is half true I suppose. He was definitely my helper, if you know what I mean. It was hard to be lovers that in fact is the whole truth. He was underage and we were both fags. Which is not accepted. But Id do anything to be with him. Even if it means having to hide a lie forever.

Not only did I have to hide our love from the town, but also my wife Fiona. We were forced to get married. Though I know she truly loves shrek. I am better at hiding my love than she is,

"Augustus?" I heard Chandler say from the distance. I must've been stuck in my thoughts again. That has been happening a lot lately. Since Christmas is less than two weeks away. I have to run a town full of Christmas lover. Christmas WORSHIPERS. Also I have to find the perfect thing for Chandler. His family was very poor and I know his struggles. I knew how he could only eat cereal and pizza rolls. Since hes a thicc boi he needs so much more. I try to give him stuff but hes never satisfied.

"Yes" I force out and look at him. I just wanted to fall in bed and sleep next to him,but the day has only begun.

"We need to go. Remember you're meeting lord farquaad for dinner tonight. You need to make sure everything is ready"

"Oh yes" Lord Farquaad a very wealthy man who could do wonders do this town. If we play our cards right, he might give us a donation to rebuild the town. Maybe enough to destroy that out mountain the grinch lives in and we could build homes over his remains. That would be lovely.

"Grab my coat" I demanded Chandler. He rushed to the coat holder and in seconds wrapped the donkey fur coat around my broad shoulders.

I started walking towards the door Chandler rushed in front of me, quickly opening the door for me. I was about to walk out, but a though crossed my mind. "Chandler?" I called out for him. "Yes Augustus"He said biting his green lips. (hes half ogre but its hard to tell) "Would you like to attend the dinner tonight? You may also bring one guest" "Yes I would love to,but one I dont have any friends to invite two what in the world would I wear. I only own shorts that are ripped"

."Oh my sweet thicc boi" I smiled down at Chandler"How about you invite your sister and Ill have my stylist pick out an outfit for you two"

"Now we must hurry" I say rubbing my hands together and swaying my hips as I quickly walk out the door and walk down the hallway. Chandler behind me.

First thing first was that we needed to invite the guest. This dinner was last minute so we havehoose our guest quickly. "Susan print me a list of the richest people of Whoville"

"okay" susan said her voice shaky. She was new she must be terrified of me. Perfect.

"Caren find out Lord Farquaad's favorite foods"

"Yes sir"

"Chandler a skirt or a dress?" I ask my voice shakey. I was extremely nervous that we wont have this dinner ready on time.

"Skirt"

"BRENDON" I shout for my stylist he rushed down the stair his high heels clicking down the gold steps.

"Yesss" He drew out

"Tale Chandler and find him an outfit for the dinner, he wants a skirt. Also get his sister a suit or something"

Brendon looked Chandler up and down and ran a hand through his gelled black hair. "This is gonna be tough but come here" He sighed and dragged Chandler away to his work room.

I only had invite people and get the dinner ready, well order people to invite people and get the dinner ready, and I believe the night is set. I mean what could go wrong

I sway my hips and push my shoulders back as I walk letting people see the confidence radiate off of me.

"CAREN!SUSAN!" I yelled as I stared at a body length mirror admiring my curves. "Yes sir?" They said in unison and out of breath because they ran from the other side of the palace.

"Caren give the list of the foods to the chef and mention if they aren't right. He.Will.Be.Dead" I sharply cut off my sentence and smiled.She nodded and scurried off. I turned to Susan,"I send the inventions to the 19 most rich people in WhoVille. I want the paper to have real golden lining"

"B-But sir it starts at 7 pm and we wont have time to get golden lini-"

I cut her off by snapping her face"Hush peasant.Figure it out or youll end up like the last Susan"

She swallowed the lump in her throat, nodded and ran off. I rolled my eyes and looked back in the mirror. Thinking of what outfit that would really empathize my curves.

I looked at my apple watch to see it was 12pm. I wonder what Fiona was going to wear. I walked down the hall and took a right and found her room. I have some feeling for Fiona that I dont like to face. So it some what hurts when I know she loves Shrek but I have Chandler and I know no one can take him away from me.

Well thats