the mildly mentally disturbed persons thoughts

the contract

As bill woke from his moist slumber he heard the faint sound of his door bell singing its tune (the tune was just bill pretending to be micheal Jackson... There's allot of zips bips and awoohoozaboos.) He set down his photo album. Of roofline​ and drugged teenagers and azoobooed down to the door. where he found a pumpkin baby of who had a bigger bulge than bill this made him rather depressed. glitter glued to the baby's pumpkin head was a small note (the note was flat and still had a bigger bulge than bill.) It read "this baby is not your child. So here it is. Its an it because it got trigger when the doctor called it a boy or a girl... Or mailbox." Bill gained a Scottish accent of an anime loving 13 year old girl for 2 words (who is a pansexual. i do not want to lose my shins they hurt already thank you very much) and said 'fwesh baby.'

He accepted his new baby with an annoyed bip boop.