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ELIAS COMES TO KILL A YOU AND BURN WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYTHUNG THAT EXSITSTED

It's been a whole week in the new KAWAII JAPANESE SCHOOL THATS IN BRITIAN HEHEHHE XDDDD
you have been dating the poodl-shannon and the lampost at the same time oooOOOOOOOOO DRAMA JSIWJWJEHDJS >w<
You are walking with pood-SHANNON and she holds your hand as you walk to get food so yoU CAN SURVIVE AND KEEP LIVING BECAUSE FOOD IS A HUMAN FUNCTIONS GUSYJEIWJW!!!
She is talking about rick and morty or cuphead but honestly she's just talking about cancer so you ignore your KAWAII deSU CHAN IM REALLY CUTE GUYSH LOVE ME PLEASENSJJWJWJEJJ---
all of a sudden the sky turns blACC AND RED AND IT GETS SUPER EDGY
EVERYTHUNG SMELS LIEK DEATH >~<
shannon instantly starts screECHING AND HUGING YOU SO YOU DIE FIRST
you pat pat her floof but she doesn't shut the fuck up because the sky is literally red and BAAMWIJEKEJDEJWJNWJWNWEJJENEUU
She screeches and runs to the lampost and hugs it
You are like
"What the fluff bitch you was literally now hugging me and now you are with your non binary vegan pansexual lover"
But whatever she want love (can you love me pleas I need it I HATE MY FLUCHXNG LOIF AND I JSUT WANT TO BE HAPEE))
All of a sudden something falls from the sky!!!! ;0;
It says oof when it hits the ground because boi it just fell from the sky are yoU STUPIDD
shannon shits doughnuts and pastel aesthetic in fear.
It stands up and it is a boi wearing some docTOR WHO HOODIE THAT SHANNON DOESNT I
UNDERSTAND THAT RELIGION
It turns to shannon as stares at her hugging the lampost AAAAA !!!!!
she does and awkward laugh and stands away from the lampost
"Shannoot noot wat is going on here!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!" The boi says
"*stuttering about some shit* Elias it's nothen it's coollll" shannon is not cool
Elias????? She knows the thing that fell from the skkYYYYY????-!)2)337?:72£
Elias stands and looks at you
"Who dis" he says
"IM HER BOI/GRIL FREND" you say like an idiot
Elias pounces on you and pushes you against the floOR AAAAA!!!! SPOOOKY IT HURT !!!
He shouts about shannon being his or something
Shannon is happy people want her for once in her fluFING SAD LOIF!
You are confused and say to Elias: "shaneyney is miNE!!1!1!1!"
You have an anime fight with Elias over shannon and he wins because you secretly succ
The lampost does nothing it's a lampost dood,, :3
Elias carries shannon away and she does an anime blush ooOOOOO AS HE TAKES HER AWAY BACC TO THE SKY WHERE HE CAME FROM!!!!
HE STOLE YOUR POODLE
YOU GOTTA GET HER BACK!!1!1!1!1!!1

part 3 coming in hell
Mkay this is the author and if you are from my school I hope you hate me even more ! !
u w u
I'll tell you who Elias actually is whenever I'm ready doods

Its a secret ooooo !
Also I'm not a furry stop being racist

I'm not a furry

Still not a furry

Oh wait I'm a furry---
Mkay bye 👁👄👁