Guy: *really bad flirting*
Me: I'm not interested
Guy: What? Are you gay?
Me: Okay, I'm not gay! I'm bi
Guy: What?
Me:*sighs* I like BOTH genders
Guy: So you still like me
Me:.....
Me: JUST BECAUSE IM NOT GAY DOESNT MEAN I FUCKING LIKE YOU YOU FUCKING DICK-
