I was tagged by @LiquidWave to do this. Prepare for optimal laziness.
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1. Christopher Raymond Wuslich. Funny story, on my brother's birthday at school, on the morning announcements, they said "David Wussy". He was the laughing stock of the school for the rest of the quarter.
2. Whatever February is
3. Loss, death, and spiders. I HATE SPIDERS WITH A PASSION
4. Let's Players, Nintendo, Star Wars
5. James (filler last name). He's currently in Sri Lanka, and he has been for 2.5 years. He comes back this summer
6. The Bowser fight from Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time. Listening to it as I write this, actually.
14. Crushing (barely), more so rejected. I've moved on though.
15. It's my YouTube name. When we made it, James and I weren't very creative, so we went super cliche
16. Star Wars Episode III (3): Revenge of the Sith
22. James
23. Beth/MarioStar (see next chapter)
28. I can't think of anything, so I'll do my brother instead. My brother, no joke, wastes my mom's credit card on SpongeBob episodes, and he unironically enjoys them. Even the kid jokes. He's got about 5 seasons worth of episodes.
42. School. And a creative writing class.
43. Memeing
48. 1. Parenting seems like hell.
50. Why did I skip over so many? To keep continuity (6. could change) and because I'm a lazy fuck.
