Dearest Reader!

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Dear reader, you are now called schmellow (pronounced like marshmallow but without mar). What's good man? Well probably nothing since you're sitting here reading an author's note lolllll.
My stories have a crap ton of depressing stuff in it and lots of triggers, if you can name a minor trigger, this has it. So please don't read this if you're not willing to handle it. Read some other stuff, I recommend Bri-Is-Tired 's work. She's an amazing writer and her books and stories have a charming comedic outlook that is really refreshing.
Btw my update schedule got burned in a fire involving snakes and unicorns so yeah there's gonna be no order or schedule to my updates.

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