The pink underwear fic (for crank that Frank)

Crank That Frankie

Once upon a time there was a girl with lots of paper on her wall with pictures of twenty one pilots My Chemical Romance panic! at the dick and other bands like that and they all came to life one day and poured milk on her face and Gerard got mad and ripped his black parade shirt I mean Jacket and then Patrick through his fedora at the picture of Mikey on the couch with his girlfriend's clothes on and mikey came to life and he threw his pink underwear Angelina and she sniffed it and died and then came back to life and landed on a picture of Josh done and Josh done is perfect and beautiful and so you ate her dog named Sandy and then Pete Wentz randomly went over there and started knawing at the bones and then Bit Josh that with his gnarly vampire teeth and Tyler got triggered so he killed Pete and then he was in sane and then he like blasted Angelina's record player by putting on black parade and Gerard Mikey frank and Ray and Bob are they all started to die because of the g note  and then and then the windows opened randomly and Joe fell out of it and have a funeral and then Angelina's statue of Harley Quinn came to life and said it's a statue Batman and then the caller of the dog flew up to the ceiling fan and ripped to shreds it and then everybody was happy because confetti but they only knew that it was confetti because crybaby/Melanie Martinez screamed out confetti! Then crybaby started crying because it got in her eyes and then some somebody cough Brendan Urie cough through milk at her and she took a cookie out of her shirt and dipped it in her hair and then she was happy and then Gerard came back to life and then Frank did too and then they kissed and yeah and then the dog came back to life and interrupted it and then they all went home and we're happy and then yeah you you can probably guess what happened after that wink wink Joe came back to life and installed Patrick's fedora in Dan Howell and Phil Lester are your dads I mean what they ate the pie on the ceiling and that you got poisoned and he died little bit of poison in me I can taste your skin in my tooth LOL I needed to say that then stressed out started playing and Tyler screamed because he wanted ode to sleep and then the dog teeth shooted at Tyler and Josh and then Bob came out of social media and said please on follow me now oh my god Becky look at her but I mean what I'm not gay I mean that dog is pretty handsome and then the picture of the Gerard came off the wall and shot at brendon and and what's that other bands name oh God I can't think of it right now I am sitting in bed with my friend Quynh and she is just having a cringe attack right now because I'm using the voice thing on the iPhone what is that that freaking band called oh yeah Fall Out Boy had a play date with Melanie and then they were all happy because Joe was not dead and Pete Wentz and his sexiness will never die and then George Harrison and Ringo Starr eight the hair off the ceiling and then and then ha ha the the death note to shirt that Quynh was wearing what is eat in budget by a friend and then it in budget what the heck of an in and then she revealed that she was actually wearing a Taylor Swift shirt everybody was so in M disappointed in her and then while I'm saying this shit is you grows she hates Taylor Swift trust me I mean probably not look what you made me do but like yeah whatever and then her glasses fell off and she got sad and exploded and then she said that she was going to die and then I started singing mama because mama we're all going to die and yeah and then butterfly chair came to life in the flu on Quynh's face and then she actually died
Oh my God and then Tyler Oakley literally came out of Angelina's closet with Grace Vanderwaal and they said that we're both gay because we ate rainbows and stuff yeah and we poop rainbows two and then Ariana Grande also came out and said my brother is but I'm not and then the 2012 Olympics thing came off of the shelf in and broke and Tyler Oakley's face and yeah and glasses and then the vessel record startedx playing in Tyler was happy because owed to sleep came on and yeah then Grace Vanderwaal knocked over the record player and Tyler said this excuse me could you please leave and then Grace Vanderwaal left the room with her ukulele and could not play the ukulele anymore and everybody was sad because here's how you stay happy you have somebody play ukulele music and never have them stopping in there they're all depressed because they can't stop the end hold on there is 880 msomething words hold it I just