Q&A with Marik and Bakura

Introductions

Marik: You know it would just be easier if you typed intro.

Bakura: Marik, I already agreed to your terms of writing in this style. I do not like to write like this at all so everything else will be done my way!

Marik: Ok! Ok! Geez! Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.

Bakura: I woke up on the bloody floor! You ended up pushing me off the bloody bed!

Marik: It was your fault for not waking up when you fell and getting back up in the bed.

Bakura: I was too tired from you keeping me up the past two days because of your blasted nightmares!

Marik: *does a bad impression of Bakura* Oh shut your buggering face. *smiles*

Bakura: I will suffocate you in your sleep with a pillow one of these days.

Marik: Well remember you have a long line. Melvin has been wanting to kill me for years.

Bakura: ...

Marik: And you even said you wouldn't kill me because you didn't like the idea of others trying to kill me first. You remember that? It was about a month after we first met.

Bakura: Alright! Ra, you want to tell our entire story?

Marik: Isn't that what you do when you write in your diary?

Bakura: It is a journal!

Marik: It is a diary, Bakura.

Bakura: Go to hell.

Marik: *starts braiding my hair* Isn't this suppose to be an introduction? Or are you just rambling your brain off?

Bakura: Piss off, Marik. *doesn't try to stop Marik from braiding his hair* Alright, so the rules are simple. People who have questions, dares, etc. will leave it in the comments. That make sense to you, Marik?

Marik: Hey! I am not dumb!

Bakura: Don't even get me started with this topic again.

Marik: *pulls my hair*

Bakura: Ow! *glares at Marik*

Marik: Oops. *innocent smile*

Bakura: *sticks finger in mouth* 5.

Marik: *eyes widen*

Bakura: 4.

Marik: Now let's talk about this!

Bakura: 3.

Marik: You can stop now!

Bakura: 2.

Marik: This isn't funny, Bakura!

Bakura: Run.

Marik: *books it out of his chair and towards the front door* You will not give me a wet willy!

Bakura: Running is futile! *runs after Marik*

Marik: *runs out front door* Keep your gross finger away from my ear hole!

Bakura: Marik!~ *runs out door* I just want to play!~

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Greetings. This is Bakura, sometime after this was written. I am just wanting to come back and explain that Marik is indeed a part of this, in the sense that he is a real person doing this with me. I know some people use "their imagination" when it comes to doing such things like this (*cough cough* Treacherous) but I am telling you that my legit boyfriend types as the character Marik. Oh Ra. I just basically broke character. Well damn it all to the Shadow Realm. I guess just leave your questions, dares, truths, etc. in the comments for "Bakura" and "Marik" to answer.