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(<3GamTav<3) Do You Believe In Fairies?

Do you believe in fairies? (GamTav)

AUs: Fairy!Tavros, Tavros isn't paraplegic

terminallyCapricious [TC] started trolling adiosToreador [AT] at 18:22

TC: HeY TaVbRo :o)

AT: uHH, hEY gAMZEE, }:o)

TC: AwW LoOk aT ThAt, YoU'Ve gOt mY NoSe.

TC: AnYwAy, MaYbE I ShOuLd mOtHeRfUcKiNg cRaSh aT YoUr pLaCe fOr a fEw dAyS

TC: We cAn pLaY HiDe aNd sEeK

TC: ThRoW SiCk rHyMeS

TC: AnD MaYbE M

TC: ...

AT: gAMZEE?

AT: aRE YOU, oKAY?

TC: Aw, DoN'T WoRrY AbOuT It bRo!

TC: I JuSt mOtHeRfUcKiNg cAuGhT MySeLf aT ThE LaSt MiNuTe

AT: uHHH, oKAY, sURE

AT: yOU CAN COME OVER,

TC: GrEaT :o)

TC: AlRiGhT, i'm oN My mOtHeRfUcKiNg wAy nOw

AT: oKAY, cOOL,

TC: HoNk

terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased trolling adiosToreador [AT] at 18:27

Tavros leaned back and looked at his chair. He didn't really have anything to do tonight, so why not have his best friend spend the night? Yes... "Best friend"... Wait, why was he dwelling on that now? Augh, nevermind that, Tavros had to get ready!

Tavros bolted up from his chair to dash to change out of his pajamas and into normal clothes. He took off his shirt and gazed in annoyance at the things on his back. He stared at strap on the dresser in dismay before reluctantly pulling it around his upper back and clicking it together. He flinched, he hated wearing this thing, but he would probably get more than a few weird looks if he didn't.

He finished getting on proper clothes and headed to the meal block, deciding to make something. But what to make, what to make... Sandwiches? Might as well ask.

He returned to his computer to ask, hoping Gamzee had his phone on him.

adiosToreador [AT] started trolling terminallyCapricious [TC] at 18:39

AT: uH, hEY, gAMZEE?

AT: dO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE SOME PB&JS OR SOMETHING?

TC: SuRe mOtHeRfUcKeR!

AT: gREAT,

adiosToreador [AT] ceased trolling terminallyCapricious [TC] at 18:40

Tavros walked back into the meal block and got out the bread, then the grape jelly and peanut butter. He got a butter knife as well and began to put it all together.

Just as he finished, there was a knock on the door. "I'll be right there!" he called, putting up the things he had used and putting the sandwiches on paper nutrition plateaus.

Leaving the sandwiches on the meal block counter he walked to the door and opened it, revealing his best friend's hunched form. "Sup Tavbro," Gamzee greeted, the ever-constant rumble behind his voice. Tavros smiled, replying with a "Hey Gamz," before inviting him to come inside. He did.

Gamzee looked around lazily before Tavros walked past him, saying, "Come on, the meal block's this way." Gamzee smiled and followed.

"Nice motherfuckin' place you got here," Gamzee remarked. Tavros handed one of the plates to him before replying, "It's cozy."