4 Idiots 1 Malfunction

Good Bye Shimoneta

We did not spend much time figuring out the strategy behind the plan we kind of just did it and half way through doing it I noticed Sam looking at his remote. I asked him what it was and what it did he replied with "Its a remote that allows me to change the anime that we are in but its kind of random, so if I press this button we well be in a different anime." We finished our little stunt and I told Sam to warp us to a new anime after we said good bye to the two who were allowing us to do this by putting up a distraction.  We met up with the girl that I had met earlier and a boy was now with her they were both wearing a pair of panties over their faces to protect their identity, I was telling them how our half of the mission went and "the only thing that gave us trouble was deciding if the d*ck should be circumcised or not" I told them. As we were waving good bye Sam pressed 1 of the 4 buttons on his remote and we were now standing in a new anime but I couldn't tell which one. We where standing out side of a forest and it took me looking around to see a giant woman to know exactly where we were. We were in the anime Seven Deadly Sins. I walked up to the woman and asked her what she was doing apparently she was advertising for the "Hog Hat Tavern" I asked her where it was and we were on our way. Luckily our clothes had changed to fit the time era I was in a sort of skimpy armor which made Sam start to laugh because everyone else had on a full suit of very protective looking armor except for Christian who looked like some kind of mage. I summoned he staff and used it as a mace again and hit Sam full force because he had armor this time. The hit sent him flying back into the giants massive rack which jiggled from the impact. She hit him down being disgusted by anyone who touched her she yelled, "No one can touch me their but King." as she threw Sam to the ground. All most instantly King showed up in his thinner form and had Sam surrounded by spears. I dashed up to them both before Sam got stabbed and told them, "Hey that was my fault not his so leave him alone." King started laughing at my armor which gave me enough furry to burn even Satan himself. I asked the Giant who was named Diane to lift me up so I could hit him. She refused in the rudest way possible by trying to punch me I say trying because apparently my armor was better than all of my friends' armor combined, mine was enchanted. Chris walked over and tried to smooth things over with everyone he said, "Hello I think that we all may have gotten off on the wrong foot here, can we please get along and well you please take us to the Hog Hat Tavern." 

Christian's words seemed to have made everybody calm down and then Diane and King lead us to the tavern. We walked inside looking like quite the band of misfits, Sam and Keygan in over the top looking armor, Christian in his Mage robes, and me in almost nothing but probably the most protected out of all of us. We went up to the counter and saw the man himself Leonidas, Keygan order some food Sam and I immediately yelled "NO!" and explained how bad the food was. It wasn't long before I saw a little pig walk across the counter getting mad because she wanted the scraps. I looked at Leonidas for about  5 seconds before he tried to lean across and grab my tit. I used a shield form of my staff to block his hand before saying, "Man of my own trade." He looked at me and asked, "You're a perv? but you're a girl." that was when Elizabeth walked into a room and to prove to  Leonidas that I was a perv as he had said, I grabbed her fun bags and squeezed them. At which point Christian and the pig yelled simultaneously, "Don't let people touch you there!" Elizabeth just blushed and said, "Its okay we are both girls right." Christian ruined my fun by saying "Yeah in most cases fine but that girl likes other girls like how you or Diane like boys." Elizabeth squealed and looked at me I just shrugged and kept massaging her fun bags before she stepped back out of reach. I looked back at Leonidas who looked impressed but also smug he looked me in the eyes and said, "Well okay you are a perv but I bet I can beat you in a perv off any day of the week." "Oh yeah what's you wager?" I asked. He replied "if you win then you can have any of the seven sins for an entire day." "Challenge excepted!" I said with an enormous amount of courage in my voice. 

The challenge of the perv off began with a personal favorite of mine, "Fun bag Rush", pretty much a girl stands at the end of an open area about a hundred meters from the competitors. When the referee says go then you both run and the first person to touch the fun bags wins. Now I know that this seems like it is more of a test of physical abilities but it is scientifically proven that if you want something bad enough in the pervert's case to touch a pair of fun bags then you well achieve it more than someone who is more physically in shape than you and doesn't want it as bad. "Now this was an interesting twist" I said when the girl at the end removed her bra and shirt. Leonidas said," I want us both at the top of our games so I added this twist to make sure of it." After the referee said "Go" we both rushed and it looked like Leonidas was going to when but when he got to the girl he was surprised to find both of the girls boobs being occupied by yours truly. On our way back to the Tavern to plan the next event we both tripped and Leonidas some how got under neath me and I was sitting on his chest so that he could see everything. "Wow you really do like girls, you're super wet just from touching her." was the only thing that Leonidas said before he got a smack across the face. We got back to the tavern and started to plan the next event that was when a few thugs came in ,wielding some sort of magic staff, demanding all the gold this place had. They walked up to me and said, "We'll be taking this one with us as well." At this point in time I lost my patients and summoned my sword and shield and told them to get on the floor and beg for mercy. They just laughed and laughed before shooting the staff which was a staff of fire ball. I blocked the fire ball with my shield and charged the main person that was making all the demands. I shield bashed him and stabbed the other two in the legs so that they were immobilized. I looked deep in to the leader's eyes as I stabbed his arm and told him to drop the staff. I also made a few more demands so by the time I was done. Not only had the leader been crying but he had also lost all his gold and his magic staff. Leonidas looked at me in shock at how good I was in battle before smiling and catching the staff that I had thrown at him.