Happy Holidays

The December holidays aren't usually celebrated by murderers. Monsters and serial killers don't have family or friends to buy presents for, let alone enough money to even buy themselves something. The Slender Mansion wasn't any different. The multiple proxies that lived under the blank faced monster usually resented the snowy season, since it led to them being sighted more than usual, because of both the lack of foliage in trees and the abundance of colored lights on houses.

However, no one hated December 25th more than a certian monochrome clown.

Jeff woke up one morning to the sound of Toby slamming open his door, shouting, "Merry Christmas, bitch!"

It was December 1st.

He hauled himself out of bed, sifted through piles of clothes and trash until he found a shirt that looked decently clean. He shuffled downstairs and waited for Hoodie to finish making his coffee so he could make his own brew.

Masky walked in, looking just as tired as Jeff, and cracked a smile. "Nice to know we have our very own calender this month," He joked, reffering back to Toby's morning greeting. Jeff chuckled. "Yeah, but if he does that tomorrow I'm cutting his tongue out."

"Not if I do it first," Hoodie responded grumpily. He wasn't a morning person.

Toby bounced into the kitchen, going to the cabinets to grab a box of cereal. "Morning," He said cheekily, knowing full well he was the reason for their tired expressions this morning.

Jeff grunted back, before asking, "How many people did'ya wake up?"

"Everyone in the house today, I think. Ben nearly killed me for it." Right on cue, Ben walked into the kitchen, his hands fists at his sides. His hair was smoking slightly. Toby's grin widened.

"Hey Ben, you should t-tell them what you did this morning."

"Fuck you."

Masky smiled, raising his eyebrows. "Well now you've gone and made me curious. What happened?" Ben shot Masky a look of pure fury. "Nothing. Toby just woke me up like everyone else-"

"He got so mad he electrocuted himself." Toby interupted happily. It was clear he was fighting hard to not laugh. Looking over at Ben's pissed off expression made him lose it. He burst out laughing, closing his eyes as he doubled over. Ben let out a yell of frustration, making Toby laugh even harder. Ben looked over to the others in dismay.

"I can't even electrocute him for that! He can't feel pain!" He whined, which made Masky start laughing as well.

"How the hell do you fuck up that bad, Ben?" Masky said between chuckles, "You try to electrocute a guy who can't feel pain and end up just electrocuting yourself? How does that even happen?"

Ben glared at them before walking out. Guess he wasn't hungry. Jeff finished making himself coffee and left. What a way to start the morning, he thought, smiling. He headed upstairs back to his bedroom, before he changed his mind, knocking on a dfferent door.

"Yo LJ, you in there?" He asked. After a moment, he knocked again, harder. "Jack? Did Toby wake you today? I got a funny story, you'll never guess what happened to Ben." Again, no response. Jeff frowned. He decided to try one more time, just in case. "Jack? Hell-o? Any murdering psycho clown in there?" The door swung open, making Jeff jump back in suprise, as Jack stuck his face out, glaring down at the smiling killer.

"What?" He asked sharply. Jeff hesitated. He didn't look pleased about Jeff's incessent knocking and yelling.

"Are you going to tell me or what, Jeffery?" The clown asked again, impatiently.

"Oh, uh, Ben accidentally electrocuted himself." Jeff said blankly. Jack raised an eyebrow. Jeff continued. "Yeah, he was trying to get Toby, but he hurt himself I guess." No reaction from the clown. "So uh, yep. Just thought you'd like to know." Jeff finished awkwardly. He felt like a child being scrutinized by an overly strict teacher.

"Oookayy. Anything else you want to tell me? Like maybe you had tea this morning instead of coffee, or that EJ eats kidneys, or maybe something actually useful for me to know?" LJ said sarcastically.

Jeff's eyes narrowed. "Yeah, in fact I do. I wanted to tell you to stop acting like such a bitch."

Jack gave Jeff a harsh look, before stepping back and closing the door.

"Fucking clown," Jeff muttered to himself, walking back to his room.

(Yo I just want to mention I might continue this, it'll still be on here and the chapter title will be the same so you can find it easy.)
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