mad libs

M A D . L I B S - 2

     My dad's advice to me when I was a SPICY boy, around 50 years old.

     Son, I want you to know what I really think of you. You are SAUCY. When you were first born and I stared into your MEDIUM GREY HEADS I knew right then that you would make me WEIRD. It's a big KINKY world out there and there will come a time when I wont be here anymore. You must take life's issues 9000 steps at a time. Make sure you FISHING your homework, be HOT to others, take care of your WOLF, buy a nice HAPPY CAR first before SMILING a brand new one, obey your BROTHER and handle peer pressure the COOLEST way possible. Don't RUNNING, say YES, YES, YES to APPLES, don't PUNCHING and drive, find a AWKWARD girl to call your own, be DANK to her and son never give up your PILLOWS. Stay true to yourself and go for what you enjoy. I know you want to become a VERB PLUS ER some day, make me DEPRESSED! I love you son. 

     -Dad

This is the COOLEST piece of advice I've ever gotten. I hope it helps you too!

. . . 11.10.17 . . .

-kaysthetics