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     It started off when my CJ -to-be got down on 666 SPINAL CORDS and asked me to KISSING him while holding up the most largest SCHOOL I'd ever seen. I said NO, NO, NO. On a SPICY MAY EVENING I married a HOT man named THOMAS who I just call"CUCUMBER" for SHORT. I had 11 bridesmaids and he had 9000 groomsmen. All of my bridesmaids wore long RAINBOW JEANS with matching SHIRTS, white SHOES and dark RED GLASSES while I sported a EAR -less WEIRD GREEN TANK TOP with RED RHOMBUSES, a bow just below my EVE and BROWN  heels. All of his groomsmen wore MAROON suits. My maid of honor was my DOG. We had a SAUCY wedding cake that was COOKIE  on the outside and STEAK on the inside with AIR-FLAVOR, it was actually a AQUAMARINE velvet cake in the shape of a DEANNA  because we both have a thing for them. The music was PRETTY and we FARTED practically all night! The food was KINKY too! Our YOUTUBER took pictures of us in various places, one by the MY SOUL where he sat on a IHOP and I sat on his leg as we SLURPED. Another was him giving me a FOX -back ride through the MAILBOX with our DRESSES left behind. How FETCH! At the end of it all, we got a LLAMA ride to TOKYO, JAPAN to finish off the night DISNEYLAND gazing, SLEEPING and PUNCHING. This day I will NEVER treasure forever in my LUNG!

. . . 11.10.17 <3 . . . 

A/N: this mad-libs was inspired by a ship me and ItsPhoenix_Light made. It's about a friend and all. Wish you two the best! xoxo -kay



-kaysthetics

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