Dormitory = Dirty Room
Dictionary = Indicatory
Schoolmaster = The classroom
Elvis = Lives
Listen = Silent
A telephone girl = Repeating "Hello"
The country side = No City Dust Here
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars
The eyes = They see
The ears = Hear set
The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant work in street, partly underneath
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Father-in-law = Near halfwit
Funeral = Real Fun
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active
Vacation time = I am not active
The Detectives = Detect Thieves
The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom
Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim
A Gentleman = Elegant Man
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
Debit card = Bad credit
God save us all = Salvaged soul
Quote by Vonnegut:
Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the universe. = A masquerade can cover a sense of what is real to deceive us; to be unjaded and not lost, we must, then, determine truth.
The top twelve all-time absolute worst people in history, ranked by the wisdom of the crowd
1. Adolf Hitler
2. Joseph Stalin
3. Pol Pot
4. Idi Amin
5. Osama bin Laden
6. Heinrich Himmler
7. Josef Mengele
8. Kim Chong-il
9. Joseph Goebbels
10. Benito Mussolini
11. Saddam Hussein
12. Mao Zedong
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1. Oh! ill Nazi bellowed. Now in Hell.
2. Soviet Dictator.
3. I see "Khmer Ogre".
4. Non-white Cannibal.
5. Some SEALs got him.
6. Jumped-up ill Gestapo top.
7. "Angel of Death".
8. North Korea's "His Majesty".
9. Wimp poisoned himself.
10. Him: Fascism's Belly-button
11. "The Rope" ended him!
12. "Jism Baboon" - Red Idol.
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong = A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
