mad libs

M A D . L I B S - 6

     Tonight I'm going on a date with THOMAS from my MATH class. He has asked me out over 11 times and I always RUSHED him away. This time I thought I'd CRY for it, I mean why not, who is it RUNNING? THOMAS is one of those JUICY kind of guys who gets straight J 's in every subject, he's kind of a YOUTUBERS FOX. It was WEDNESDAY night when I heard a OOF at the door.
     

     It was THOMAS holding a bouquet of TABLES, he bowed and then handed one to me and said " You look NICE my dear, shall we? I almost PUNCHED from laughter but held it in the best I could. I took his ARM and he CUDDLED me to his CAR. We drove to a restaurant that overlooked the SUN. He ordered FRIED DUCKS, BEAR fingers, VANILLA-FLAVOR gravy and a huge WHALE burger with WATER. I just wanted a ICE CREAM with a glass of MERCURY, I guess he thought I was SMART but his outfit had me lose my appetite, SILVER plaid SHIRTS with a button-down SHOE tucked in and over-sized GLASSES on! After dinner he drove me home, we talked about why PENCILS are so SHORT, which was SARCASTIC, and then he walked me to my PHONE. He kissed me on the FOOT, out of all places! Then scratched his TOE and said I had a OPTIMISTIC time, lets WALK again some time! I nodded my LEG YES, YES, YES, then quickly went inside. I felt SURPRISED seeing him again in school but we usually just say hOIYA! when we BREATHE into each other in the school BATHROOM.

. . . 11.12.17 <3 . . .

A/N: Yes! This is kind of a prequel to the wedding mad libs haha. Again, the ship has sailed! xoxo -kay

-kaysthetics