Two Castles, One Love

Snape's Dream

Snape was finished yelling at some Gryffindor kids whenever a wave of tiredness rushed over his body. He was running down to his quarters whenever he lost control of his body. He passed out halfway down the stairs to his dungeon. And so the dream commenced...
Snape was in some other world. A large castle loomed above him. Little goblin creatures ran and skittered around the cobble roads. When Snape walked forward the gates to the castle opened. Out of the castle came a melody...

A man's voice spoke over the song, "Come Severus, come on home." Snape went into the castle into what he could only describe as a throne room. In the throne sat a man with golden hair, fashion-forward clothes, as tight leggings.
"I've been waiting for you." he spoke.
"And I've been waiting for a man like you" Severus thought.
"As have I. I am Jareth." replied Jareth.
"And you seem to know who I am, hot stuff." said Snape in a provocative and slightly sassy tone.
"I suppose I know you... but I wish I knew you—under the cloak." Jareth said, as he let out a cutesy chuckle.
"Oh," Snape blushed, "Well I can already get a good picture of what I'm getting myself into." Snape stared at Jareth's large, masculine bulge.
"Soon darling, soon..." Snape woke up in the infirmary. A nurse is staring in disbelief at Snape's groin.
"My O My! I didn't know you had it in ya Severus." She says, shocked.
"Within me, huh? Yes, I like that..."