FFS HOW CAN BOY GROUPS GROW SO MUCH IN ME THESE DAYS?!?!?
YO I WAS WATCHING ASTRO'S DANCE PRACTICE FOR CRAZY SEXY COOL (*cough cough* aka comeback of the year, song of the year, masterpiece of the century *cough cough*) AND I FELT FUCKING ATTACKED?! LIKE HOW CAN THEY MAKE THOSE SEXY MOVES WHEN NOT EVEN A YEAR AGO THEY WERE PLAYING HIDE & SEEK?!?! WHAT DID FANTAGIO FED THESE BOYS WITH?????
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AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN BOYS, THEY'RE MEN. MEEEEEENNNNNN CRISS.
I'M CRYING, I'M SUCH A TRASH FOR ASTRO WHUT'S GOING OOOOOONNNNN
I promised myself I would always be truthful to girl groups, and I always thought girl groups were the T-O-P for me. And you know what??
That's true.
BUT (twist of your life y'all)
GIRL GROUPS KINDA DISAPPOINT ME THIS YEAR??????? AND BOY GROUPS FUCKING SLAY ME???????? WHILE LAST YEAR IT WAS THE OPPOSITE?????
I HATE ASTRO NEVER MIND. THEY'RE TURNING MY INNOCENT FANGIRL HEART INTO A FUCKING K-POP HOE. I MIGHT BE QUEER AF BUT TO THIS EXTENT??? MALDOANDWAE CRISS. (je sonne comme une Koreaboo, beurk)
Pour ma défense, I started While You Were Sleeping and almost finished the whole 15 episodes in two days(WHO GOT NO LIIIIFE?!) and I surprised myself to like, kinda thought in Korean? AND I KNEW THIS SOUNDS WRONG, BUT WHEN I WAS SHOCKED ABOUT SOMETHING THIS MORNING, I LITERALLY SAID TO MYSELF EOTTOKE, WITHOUT REALIZING IT.
KILL ME ALREADY.
P.S : While searching for the ASTRO photo, I found a Block B one.
