* Beauty class *
'Right fuckers get your equipment out, I want to see products, nail files, cuticle cutters, etc'.
"Miss?", Barry said.
"Wit?"
"Is this all I need"? He asked, have all his products and equipment neatly in the plinth roll.
"Where the fuck is your hoof stick ye melt"?!
"I don't have one yet miss, I'm poor".
"Fucking disgraceful Barry yer maws a baguette".
The lecturer grabbed Barry's eyebrows and flung him out the window as the whole class gasped in shock!
The thicc pink hoof stick sat in the drawer with the other thicc green and blue hoof stick.
"She could of gave him me" said the pink hoof stick sadly.
"Don't worry I'll have you" smiled the blue hoof stick. "Put your tent on mine"
"NO MEANS NO" shouted the green hoof stick
"Who the fuck asked you jimmy.....jk get your duck in here too". Said the blue hoof stick.
"YASSSSS" the green hoof stick, the blue hoof stick and the pink hoof stick all fucked until they broke and the college was left with no hoof sticks and Peggy sued everyone.
The end motherfuckers.
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