Teddy(on video camera): Hey Charlie! Guess what day it is! It's Mother's Day! Whoo! This means we have to be nice to Mom for a whole day!
Gabe(yelling): Mom! The toilet's clogged again, get up here and fix it!
Teddy(on video camera): Well, then again, Mother's Day doesn't exactly start until everyone's up. Its only eleven in the morning, Dad should be up at around twelve.
(Theme song. Amy is in the kitchen, cutting up a salad in the shape of a heart. She sprinkles rose petals on the salad and smiles.)
Amy(to self): Because you're worth it.
(Bob walks in, opening the fridge)
Bob: Talkin' to the food again, dear?
Amy: Don't talk to me, mister!
Bob: Okay, what holiday did I forget this time? New Years? Christmas? Worship Amy Day?
Amy: It is Mother's Day! And you forgot. Typical.
Bob: W-what?! Typical?!
Amy: Yes, Bob. Typical, not Tapioca!
Bob: Hey! Just because I'm fat does NOT mean I like Tapioca!
(Teddy walks in, video camera on)
Teddy: Hey. Guys...what's going on?
Amy: (sighs) Look at us, Bob. Fighting in front of our children. I'm ashamed.
Bob: And I'm hungry.
(Bob goes back over to fridge. Amy scoffs and follows)
Amy: You just ate a bowl of chicken nuggets!
Bob: You're full of an ego, but no one's stopping you from eating!
Amy: (Gasps)
Teddy(on video camera): Happy Mother's Day, Charlie. And good luck.
End.
