Animal Planet

I know a girl. She looks like a turtle I dont know. She pees a lot.. when she laughs too much and gets scared. Of course when she pees, she smells like the yellow urine itself but nobody's ever brave enough to tell her but the next time she ever pees again which I'm pretty sure will be soon, I would tell her. Anyways I came over to her house and discovered that they actually have a turtle shrine. They're the turtle family. I asked her to wear the shell and Sige did, in which I took a photo of. I laughed too much I peed xD but when I tried it on I really liked it and was actually serious enough to ask if I could keep it but I guess they weren't willing to share their turtle stuff so I, as an octopus had to go home empty handed cause I'm an octopus and there's nothing I could do about it. Anyways this isin't funny yet I dont know why but I know it will be when I reach the climax of this pointless book. Peace out.