Patama Quotes
#1 "ang kagandahan nang babae ay parang fraction lang , maganda kung nakasimplest form"
#2 "sa fairy tale ang naninira witch , sa totoOng buhay bitch :p"
#3"ang babaeng walang make up ay parang kalikasan , ang sarap pagmasdan kasi NATURAL"
#4 "ang tunay na kagandahan ay nasa UGALI hndi sa mapuTing binti ,dala nang short na MAIKLI"
#5 "hindi lahat nang tulala , iniisip ung taoNg mahal nila , kasi ung ibA sabog lang talaga "
Love Quotes
#1 "its better to get drunk than to fall inlove because, its better to fEel headaches than a lot of heartaches"
#2 "be sensitive abouT the girls feelings because, there are times that a tear means happiness and smile means hurt"
#3 "true love is about being with the person that makes you happy in a way that nobody else can"
#4 "hindi naman mahirap magtapat nang feelings mo para sa isang tao, ntatakot ka lang kasi baka magbago ang pakikitungo niya sayo"
#5 " hndi kana makakahanap ng tulad ko kaht saAn mang sulok ng mundo ,dahl bukod sa nag iisa lang ako ,wla namang sulok ang mundo"
Funny Quotes
#1 "Teacher : Okay class our lesson for today is Mathematics. What is Mathematics?
Juan: Ako po Ma'am! Ako po Ma'am!
Teacher: Okay Juan, what is Mathematics?
Pedro: Mathematics is our lesson for today."
#2 "Teacher: Verb is an action word. Juan , give me an example.
Pedro: 'went' ma'am
Teacher very good! use it in a sentence .
Pedro: maria go went to town .
Teacher: Wrong! Kung gagamit ka ng 'went' wala na yung 'go'
pedro: ma'am! ung 'go' po apelyedo yan ni Maria, intindihin mo kasing mabuti,ikaw
umupo dito ako magtuturo !"
#3 "Anak: Nay 22o po ba ang 1st love never die?
Nanay: Oo 22o yan yang tatay mo 1st love ko yan tingnan mo hanggang
ngayon buhay pa "
#4 "Si Misis sumisigaw..... "Honey mag-impake ka na, nanalo ako sa lotto"
Husband: "Wow, anong dadalhin ko?"
Wife: "Wala akong pakialam basta lumayas ka na" "
#5 "
Kung totoo ang “Darwin’s theory of evolution” na ang tao ay namula sa unggoy
Bakit may mga taong mukhang kabayo???
Baka another theory noh??? "
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