Do not read my diary!!

The life of Liza

Hi I'm Liza and I'm in hospital. For many reasons but I guess it's mainly cos I'm about to die. I have asked my mum to publish this diary but not let anyone read my story from the actual book I wrote in. Becos I want to take it to my grave. Yeh, my grave because you see I can't help dying really can I??
I have an an amazing family; sissy, my older sister; Mat and Dean, my older brothers; my many foster siblings; dad, my dad; and mum, my cuddle machine. They're amazing as is but you know there not my real family, see I was abandoned when I was ten as my parents found out they were having another baby. They only wanted one child. So what did they do, they chucked me at their neighbours doorstep. They left me there and I rang the bell and embraced my new family,I thought.
So I was sent to a foster home where my life was supposed to be better. It wasn't all to bad there but I was super excited when the Harper's told me I could live with them. The Harper's are lovely people that's because they already have twelve foster children, three (including me) adopted children and their own child. I did a lot with the Harper's - I started horse riding, I learnt how to ice skate, I met Steve Backshall, and I watched the Conjuring. All of these little things I am so grateful for. A year after my parents abandoned me I asked to have the memory of my parents removed. The Harper's were sceptical but I begged so eventually they gave in. Now, I know what your wondering how do I remember all of this about my parents but wait cos I'm gonna tell you soon.

I feel like you should have a name reader why don't you write it down here.                                         
You didn't do it did you? Well try again

And again

You know what I think I'll call you pineapple yeh? No? Ok so write it down then

Ah crystal
Yes that's perfect. Uh uh uh don't argue with the author. Anyway let's carry on with my story.