Just keep fishing ( Rivers Cuomo x Kermit) *lemon

His Childlike eyes

I was walking back from the stage as we finished our video of "Keep Fishing"  I couldn't stop thinking of the green voluptuous man of a muppet. Was it love or lust.. I don't know anymore I have family back home, but it doesn't hurt if they don't know.

I was about to call a cab as I saw the green one, all alone in the rain. He look so cold and vulnerable.. NO! What am I thinking he has a girlfriend, even if she was an absolute piggy bitch, literally. He looked at me with those doll like eyes, so pure and joyful. As I gazed longer I could feel my pants getting tighter. Kermit looked at my.. 'little friend' He turned into a tomato

"Oh, hey Rivers, I didn't know you were gonna be here. wheres your ride?" he asked in that cute voice of his. "I was gonna call a cab and find a place to stay"  a say trying to ignore my now tighter pants. His face lit up with that cute grin of his "Me too, we could save money by going back to my place~" I was surprised by his words, me and him at his place, that only made my pants feel like their gonna come undone like my sweater. he called a cab over with his sexy arm wiggle. 

I squeezed into the cab with him, being that close to the frogalicious man made me feel uneasy. I moved my bags to the floor accidentally brushing against his soft felt arm. "Oh my, what lotion do you use?" I laughed looking into his black childlike eyes once more. "I use only the finest, if you know what I mean~" He said giving me that grin. that fucking grin, I will never get out of my head. The cab man turned to us and asked "Where you-" He paused and looked to the green one, as if he had the right to him. What am I saying, he's not mine.. And never will be. "...two heading?.." I snapped out of it and I turned to look at Kermit hoping that I wouldn't have to talk to the weird man in the front seat. Reluctantly, I looked at the man and said "To his place, it's right around the block..." out of the blue The froggy put his hand on my thigh and looked into my eyes. what is he doing?! what is he thinking. The cab stops and we get out, as I grabbed my stuff, I felt as if someone was watching me. I turned around to see the amphibian, looking at my booty. "I was thinking, do you really like shaking that booty and making sweet love all the night?" I blushed deeply and wanted to hide, but I looked at him and responded with, "Maybe... How about you?" The man just gave me a wink and started to walk to his door, and I followed. 

"Make yourself at home. I'll be in the kitchen make us some tea, my room is on the right hand corner"  I nodded and made my way there. when I entered I saw a pair of thigh highs on the floor. I would have guessed it was the swine's but they where tiny, just like the man in the kitchen, I put my stuff down and got out of there quickly. I saw the muppet sipping on that true tea, he gave me a smug look and said "Would you like some sugar in your tea?" 

"Um, yes.. if that's ok. thank you" I stuttered, why am I so dumb.. "Of course~" he got up and pulled out a sugar cube and put it in my cup. He handed it to me and our hands touched. He really had the magic in him. Sent shivers down my spine.  He took  a seat  in front of me. "So... Rivers. Hows the marriage?" Really?! He had to ask? I swallowed my dread momentarily and told the muppet "Its mediocre, why do you ask?" He stopped for a moment then went back to his tea. "where's the misses anyways?" I asked hoping for an explanation "She's out with her gal pals" 

"Well, that none of my business~" I said taking a sip of my tea. He rose from his seat and slyly said "I guess we both have our women issues."  I got tense and could feel my 'lil friend' coming up for a visit. "I guess so" I stopped for a sec to put my hand on his cheek "If only there was a way to make love to someone that gets us. ya know?"We stop and just looked at one another, Then that's when I did it. I kissed the manley muppet. 

Now I'm in his bed, me over the amphibian model of a muppet. I could hear his heart beating from a mile away. My heart was racing along side his. "What are we doing? But... It feels right yet wrong" He stuttered. I couldn't agree more. "We're doing what's right for us.. Whats right for me and you..." I moved the tear from under his big eyes and asked "Are you ready?" He nodded and I went down. I move his body up a little so I could access his booty. 

I began to lick his rim he squirmed a round a bit "You ok babe?" I asked "yeah, just.. never have I ever felt  like this before" I grinned and continued.

I lick the rim some more, oh god did he taste good. I put my tongue in for more of that delicious sensation. He moaned at my actions begging for more, I continued  for a little bit longer before I put in a finger, he moaned once more, I put in more and more. It soon turned into my whole hand wrist deep in action. I thrusted more and more "Rivers, i'm- I'M GONNA cum" he moaned I stopped "You can later, I'm not done with you yet~" I said with sass. "Then its my turn to tease you~" he pushed me down, I never thought that a man with those arm could be that strong.

I could feel him move down my body, going down and down until he reached my boxer briefs. He slipped them off with ease. He slowly made his way around my dick with his soft hand. Building up speed he moved up and down. I was getting close to cumming but he smiled my way and stopped. "That's payback." I pinned him down onto bed showing that I was the dom now. 

I started to put my dick inside him. He felt so nice and he moaned with insertion. I started humping now, Kermit kept asking for it faster and harder. I did exactly that. Before we knew it, we had become hot and sticky messes on his bed. He pull out a cigar from his nightstand. 

"Rivers." He took a long drag from his cigar "I'm gonna give you the next ten minutes, to leave my property" I looked him with tear filled eyes. "What are you talking about Kermy?" Kermit gave me a stone cold glance. "I said 'leave' and don't call me "Kermy". Only my wife calls me that." I was broken, how could he?!? We had something. At least I thought so. "If you don't leave Rivers, I'll tell the whole world what a small dick you have." 

Longtime Sunshine, and my sunshine was blistering my skin. I gathered my stuff and left, trying to keep the tears from falling.

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