When you hack a friend's story and do something like THIS:
"Sai, please speak english," Ivy said quickly stopping Sai before he got to far.
"There's nothing rich folks love more, than goin' downtown and slummin' it with the poor"
"Take Phillup Schuyler- the man is loaded- but wa-oh, little does he know that his daughters, Peggy, Angelica, Eliza, go downtown just see all the guys at-"
"Work Work"
"Angelica~"
"Eliza~"
"AND PEGGY"
"The Schuyler Sisters"
"Peggy~"
"ANGELICA~"
"ELIZA~"
"WERK!"
"Daddy said to be home by sundown"
"Daddy doesn't need to know~"
"Daddy said not to go Downtown"
"Once again, you're free to go~"
"BUT"
"Look around, look around, the Revolution's happening in New York!"
"WERK!"
"It's bad enough that Daddy wants to go to war"
"There's shouting in the Square~"
"Horrible battles on our shores~"
"NEW IDEAS IN THE AIR~!"
"LOOK AROUND, LOOK AROUND, AT HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW!"
"HISTORY IS HAPPENING IN MANHATTEN AND WE JUST HAPPEN TO BE-"
"IN THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD!"
"IN THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WOOOORRRRLLLLDDDD!!!!"
"See I've been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine, some say I'm intense or I'm insane. You want a revolution- I want a RELEVATION! So listen to my declaration. We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal~ And when I meet Thomas Jefferson, Imma compel 'im to include women in the sequel.
"WERK!"
And then your friend sees it:
Me: Hon, you are the one that needs to comment more.
Friend: I know. . . I sorry ;-;
Is okay. :-:
:D
\/\(^w^)/\/
Cute! Honestly though we should get back to typing
It a demon spider from the seventh circle of Hell. A.K.A., the summer vacay house.
Noice
It eats the souls of lost travelers and slowly digests them whole. No response? Okay then. . . Seems I have done my jod. WHHHEEEEEEEEEE!!!
O h
A l r ig ht t h en
And then joins in on the fun:
"Sai, please speak english," Ivy said quickly stopping Sai before he got to far.
Me: "So baby pull me closer in the back seat of yo rover"
Friend: "That I know you can't afford
"BITE THAT TATTOO ON YO SHOULDER"
"From the seats right of the corner of that mattress that you stole"
"FrOm Yo RoOmMaTe BaCk In BoUlDeR"
"WE AIN'T NEVER GETTIN OLDER"
"Hey"
"I was doin' just fine before I met chu"
"I drank too much and that's an issue"
"BuT i'M oKaY"
"Tell your friends it was nice to meet them"
"BuT i HoPe I nEvEr SeE tHeM aGaIn"
"I know it breaks your heart"
"I moved to the city in a broke-down car and four years no calls"
"Now you're looking pretty in a hotel bar"
"AnD nOw I-i-I-i CaN't StOp~"
"No i-i-i-i can't stop~"
"So baby pull me closer in the back seat of yo rover"
"That I know you can't afford bite that tattoo on yo shoulder"
"Pull da sheets right of da corner of dat mattress that chu stole"
"From your roommate back in boulder"
"WE AIN'T NEVER GETTIN' OLDER!!!!!!"
"WE AINT NEVER GETTIN OLDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"NO WE AIN'T NEVER GETTIN' OLDER-DER-DER~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friend: "I can't believe we just sang half of a halsey song. . ."
Me: "ME NEITHER, BRUH."
"We should probably get rid of this before Ms. Clough sees this"
"LET ME COPY THIS ONTO MY DOCS FIRST, LMFAO."
"THE DEED IS DONE."
"I SHARED IT WITH YO EMAIL."
"Alright time to say goodbye"
"THE URGE TO MAKE A REFERENCE RIGHT DERE DO."
And that was basically my week.
And it was usually more so.
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The Weirdest Conversations of My Day
HumorYou know when you have a VERY awkward or strange conversation with someone? Yeah, that's basically my life. So, here are some of the wackiest, most deranged, and down-right insane conversations I have on a daily basis.
