Annoyance (Davekat)

A Davekat oneshot in which Karkat comes home to find a certain attractive annoyance waiting for him.

Cover picture credit goes to ikimaru.tumblr.com :)

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Dave walked into Karkat's apartment, and quietly shut the door behind him."Karkat?" No reply. Perfect. Now he could go through with his plan to annoy Karkat shitless when he got home...

He walked into the boy's bedroom and stole one of his shirts out of the closet. He slipped off his own shirt, and his pants and slid Karkat's shirt on. It just barely went past his butt. He laughed slightly.

He walked back out to the front room, snatched up one of Karkat's shitty romance novels off the table and he plopped down onto the couch and awaited for his crush to get home.

He opened the book and began to read to himself. Holy shit this was boring as fuck.

As he was mindlessly flipping through the pages, the door handle began to shake, and Karkat unlocked it and walked in.

Dave quickly struck a stupid, yet seductive, pose, sprawling out across the couch.

Karkat shut the door and turned around stopping dead in his tracks. "Oh for fucks sake. What the hell are you doing here, Strider?" he sighed.

"I was just in the neighborhood..." he said cooly while remaining in the same pose, "and I thought I'd stop by to see my favorite, grumpy troll," he pulled down his glasses slightly and winked at him.

Karkat ran his hand over his face and let out a deep, frustrated sigh. "How did you get in here?"

Dave coughed awkwardly and spat out the words, "the window..."

Karkat raised an eyebrow as he threw his keys on the table. "Wow, you really do try way too hard sometimes, Dave," he paused, "and that's not at all creepy."

The blonde boy smirked, "it's not the first time..." Karkat glared at him. "Just kidding, man." Dave chuckled.

Karkat walked over to him and sat down on the couch next to him. "So what's the real reason I'm lucky enough to be in your awesome presence today?" he said sarcastically, rolling his eyes.

Dave grinned, cheekily, "hmmm, well, I came to annoy the shit out of you, basically"

The troll growled, "fucking of course, I should've known." He glanced at Dave and scowled, "why are you wearing my shirt?!" he looked Dave up and down, quickly, "and more importantly, why aren't you wearing any fucking pants!"

Dave smiled and bit his lip, "do you want the real answer or..." Karkat glared at him once again. Okay," Dave said, "to annoy the ever loving shit out of you," he grinned. "And that, dear Karkles, may or may not have been the true answer, I'll let you be the judge of that.."

Karkat sighed again and leaned back into the couch. Dave chuckled slightly and poked Karkat's cheek, "hey, don't be such a grumpy face" Karkat swatted his hand away.

Dave smiled, "hey now, you know I'm just playin with you, babe" The smaller boy blushed slightly and shot a dirty look at Dave. "Don't call me that, Strider!"

Dave smirked and poked his nose "Aw c'mon Kar, no dirty looks unless they're dirty in another way..." he winked.

Karkat's cheeks darkened red and he shoved Dave. "Dammit, Dave! Stop being such a fucking flirt!" Dave pouted slightly, "awww but it's fuuuun!" Karkat glared, "I don't fucking care."

Dave shifted and moved closer to Karkat's face, "why're you ruinin' all my fun, Karkat, it seems like you're getting a little flustered, hmm?" Karkat blushed darker and looked away. "S-shut up, you fucking tease..."

Dave smiled and said under his breath, "so adorable..." Karkat spun his head around and looked at Dave, "what was that, Strider?!"

He grinned, "Oh, nothing..." he stuck his tongue out at the troll. Karkat scowled back at him, "you said something! What was it?!"

Dave looked back at him, "oh, I just said how you're so fucking adorable when you get all angry and flustered like that..."

Karkat looked at him, "s-shut the fuck up, man." "I'm serious, though!" Dave reassured.

He smirked and leaned closer to Karkat's face. The other boy's eyes widened, "Dave, what're you doing..." Dave cupped his cheek, leaning in further, "Ssshhh, let it happen, bro" he smirked before closing the space between them and pressing their lips together.

Karkat tensed up at first but eventually relaxed and leaned into the kiss. Dave wrapped his arms around the troll's waist and pulled him closer, deepening the kiss.

After a while Dave pulled back slightly and smiled down at the short troll. Karkat looked up at him, flushed,

"D-dave...why'd you f-fucking do that.."

"Um, cause you're cute, and awesome, and I'm fucking flushed for you." Karkat blushed and looked away, his ear twitching a bit. He turned back towards Dave, a grin pulling at the corner of his mouth, and all he could do at the moment was kiss him again.

It somewhat took Dave by surprise, but he smiled into the kiss. Karkat pulled back slowly again and bared a real smile up at the blonde haired boy and said, "I feel the same..."

Dave beamed, and his heart skipped a beat. "Really?" Karkat nodded, "yes."

Dave wrapped his arms around Karkat and pulled him into an embrace and sighed happily.

"But..." the other boy said. Dave's heart sank, and he gulped, "but...?"

Karkat smirked, "sometimes, you're pretty damn annoying..."

Dave laughed, relieved. "Oh, but we both know you like it..." he said, poking Karkat's side, which made the troll laugh.

Dave smiled, "aw, what a cute laugh!" he winked. Karkat stuck his tongue out at him and pushed him over and landed on top of him and grinned, "Yeah, you're right. I do like it."

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Hi!

This was my first fanfic! :)

I hope you enjoyed!

Feedback is appreciated!

Thanks! <3

~Kristen