I'm Not So Grump

It Started with a Boning Music Video

I met a girl a few weeks ago, she's so smart and beautiful. When she's around I feel my heartbeat down in the very depths of my soul!

Goes the song. Magnificently sung by the Daniel Avidan, or Danny Sexbang how he prefers to be called by his stage name. He is out with his friend and college professor, Brian Wecht filming for their new video, Road Trip. "Okay so I gave some Penix to Phoenix, and my nuts rattle Seattle." Dan mutters as he's standing in front of the camera on First hill. The spot that perfectly shows the famous Seattle Space Needle.

"You just need to make it look like you're banging the needle." Said Brian. "Bang the needle got it!" Dan starts "banging" the needle with a big smile on his face.

After Brian captures what was needed, he stops filming. "Perfect," He looks up at Dan, "We are done here." "Nice!" Dan holds up his hand for a high five and they both high five each other. Dan rests his hands on his hips as he turns around on the nice sunny day in the Emerald City. The wind gingerly blows his hair, as Brian packs up the camera.

Dan looks around and see the three girls who were sitting on the stone wall. He smiles and takes a sign as he turns around to face Brian, only to be walked into by a small young woman. "Oh! I'm sorry!" Called the young woman. "Oh hey no worries! Just watch where you're going." Dan smiles as he looks down at the woman and she's very short compared to him. Being that he's a giant overlooking her.

The woman was obviously texting and not paying attention to where she was going. She takes a step back and looks around at Dan and then at Brian who is there all packed up. "Did I interrupt a things...? Because you're wearing a Kimono.." She looks at Dan's bright blue kimono. "Oh no, we finished up, and don't ask about the attire." The girl gave a small and somewhat weirded out nod, "Okay..." she turned around and caught glimpse of the camera Brian had. "Hey, is that a Cannon Ti5??" Her voice suddenly perked as she took a step over to Brian, "Oh yeah, although we don't have enough money tonget a big camera for what we are doing. Ot's still a good camera to use." He answered, "Nice! I hope you dom't mind me asking, what did you guys film?" The girl asks the two.

"Oh, we are filming for a music video, maybe you've heard of us." Dan started with a sly smile. "We're only the most amazing band in the entire world. We're Ninja Sex Party."

The girl looks at Dan. "I... have never heard of you before." That shot Dan's mood. "Oh well never mind, now you know. I'm Danny Sexbang, but you can call me Dan, this here is my partner Brian Wecht." Brian waves.

"Oh, well nice to meet you Dan. Brian. My name is Erin." The girl said with a small smile, "Nice to meet you, Erin. I have a friend who has your name too, but he spells it Arin. Man that sounds very weird when I say both of your names..." Erin let out a small giggle, "It happens."

"Hey Dan, how about I meet you back at the hotel?" Dan turns to face his partner in crime. "Oh, yeah that would be great, I'll meet up with you in a bit." With that Brian nods and takes their equipment and left the two alone.

After a few seconds, Dan turns his attention back to Erin. "Hey, so would you want to talk for a bit more? Or are you needing to head off?" Asks Erin, putting her phone in her pocket.

Dan looked glanced away for a few seconds to think about it, "Yeah I have enough time to talk. We can walk for a bit while we do." Dan takes a few steps over and picks up his coat from the ground and places it on, so it only covers his upper half of his body.

He walks back to his new lady friend with his hands in his pockets. "So tell me about yourself, Erin. Are you always facinated with cameras?" Dan started to walk off and Erin proceded to follow him, "Ehhhh, it's more of a hobby. I was in all the video classes in high school. So I know some editing with Final Cut Pro, and filming. But I'm obviously not the best... what about you? Do you like to dance around in kimonos?" She chuckles a bit as Dan looks down at himself then back at her.

"More or less, what I was filming requires me to wear this." "Sureee..." Erin give him a sly smile as the continued on. "Okay you got me, almost all of what I've made, I wear these."

Erin snorted at his response. "So, what have you made...? This isn't some sort of porno... right...?" She asks with a suspicious look, "Oh no, we are just a band that tries to get girls but fail so we write songs about it!" Dan gave a soft smike as he looks up at the partly cloudy sky.

"Okay so what is your band called..? Ninja Sex Party?" "Yes it is." "Okay, I'll look it up." The two came to the end of the park, and they face each other. "That would be apreciated. And... I can give you my number. I won't be out of here until tonight so I may have some time to talk more and hang up one last time." "Where are you heading?" Asked Erin, curious at her aquaintence answer. "California." Her eyes widen, "Really? Wow that is one hell of a trip." Dan nods as he pulls his phone out. "Let me give you my number..."

Erin looks down and proceds to get hers out as well. "Here," Dan holds his phone with his number towards Erin and she types it in. "And.... this is my number." She sends Dan a text with the message, 'This is Erin'. "Perfect, I got it. I'll add you now." Dan gave a small smile and puts his phone away. He looks down at his new friend and his new friend looks up at him. "I guess I'll see you around maybe." Erin gave him a smile as Dan chuckles, "Yeah, I'll try to hit you up later." Erin nods, "That'd be cool! See you later?" Dan nods, "Hopefully! We can talk more later if not I'll message you!" The two smile and eventually turn and went their own way.