The Meaning Of PlifeAre Your Ready James?Are You Ready Claire?Random People Reading, Are You Ready?Our Tale Begins In The Far Borders Of MememiaIn a Small Cottage Owned By A Small ManHis Name Is TimTim Was An Ordinary Man Who Enjoyed Ordinary ThingsSuch As CleaningAnd Writing Poems About Dead CatsBut Tim Had A Very ExtraOrdinary PowerTim... Was A hermaphroditeA Hermaphrodite With The Power Of...UhhShooting ThingsYesThats RightTim was Our Very Own Adam LanzaAnd Boy Oh Boy Did He Love His JobHe Would Shoot Up Anything and EverythingBaskets, Walls... ChurchesBut Tim Had A Dark SecretHe Was ActuallyA Pencil CaseAnd Once Every 38 Years He Would Turn Into His True FormThis Is The True Form Of TimAnd That My Dear ChildrenIs How i Lost My Medical LicenseTHEEND
