Funny man x Reader

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New story. Not one shots this time but an actual story. I will have more coming out but until then there's this one. This is for all the Hollywood undead lovers out there. Each story I'll writer will have a different plot. I'm also think about making and HU Harem.

In this story the character was kinda based on Chloe's attitude from life is strange. Enjoy reading.

~Y/n~

I Lay in my room blocking out what ever noises are made. Fuckin hate my life. I throw off my beanie and pull out a secret box from under my bed.

I open in it and pull out my lighter and my hidden pack of weed. Yes I need to have a way to get rid of everything fucked up in my life some how.

I grab a joint and my lighter and place the box back under my bed,I lay down and light up the joint.

I lay there silently,blowing the smoke that transfers me to wonderland.

"Y/n,what the hell are you doing?!" I hear my stepdad yelling from the other side of my door. Damn it. I just now lit it,not I have to put it out. What a waste.

I throw on the ground and put it put with my foot before sliding it under my sweater.

"What the fuck do you want? I'm trying to sleep." I say and groan. "Stop lying and open the goddamn door." He yelled and started banging on it.

I sigh and open the door. "What do you want?" I say and glare at him. "You need to change your fucking attitude. Your mother doesn't like it and neither does you sister or me."

"Well I guess you and mom will have to live it." I say and try to push him out of my room.

"What the fuck is your problem with me?!" He asked and pushes me back. I glare at him and get closer to him, rage in every step.

"You wanna what you did?! You fucked my mother causing my best Friend and my father run away from my family. My family was perfect before we met you,before you laid your filthy hands on my mother. So fuck you." I say and put in every strength to push him down.

"Not my fault your mother was a dirty woman, not satisfied with your father. She obviously wanted me." He said and smirk at me evilly.

I was enraged and gave him a death glare. If looks could kill,he'd would've died instantly. I give him a quick kick in the shin and shove him out of my room and close the door locking it.

He groaned loudly and started banging on my door loudly before giving up. "This isn't fucking over y/n." He said. "Fuck you too." I sarcastically say back and throw myself on my bed.

I fucking hate this family. Except for s/n and my father,I miss him so much

I pull out my phone and scroll through my photos and start to cry. All the photos I had with him are so beautiful. I wish mom never met the filthy man named Jack.

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I ended up falling asleep while crying. Maybe I should go visit him,I get up slowly and grab my phone that seems to have fallen on the floor.

I check it and seen that I had a lot of notifications. They were all about jack telling everyone how much of an asshole I am. I'll get him back later but right now I need to go.

I grab my bag and start stuffing some clothes in there and packed a charger,a brush and a little present for dad. I slip on my shoes and grab the box from under my bed.

I grab the lighter,two joints and my room keys and begin my journey outside. I open my door and lock it behind me,heading downstairs.

As soon as I got down the stairs,I seen my mother and jack sitting on the couch with s/n. I try my best to sneak out but jack saw me and called me over.

I groan and walk over to them. "What do you want?" I asked and cross my arms. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" He asks and smirks.

"Getting away from here. I'll also be taking s/n." I say and lightly grab s/n's hand. "Oh hell no. You ain't taking her." My mother says and stands up glaring. "I'm not leaving her here with you monsters." I say.

Jack sat back and enjoyed everything. I turn towards him and slap him across the face. "When I come back and any of them are hurt,you better prepare for endless pain." I say and wall out the door and slam it.

I start walling across the high way and avoid being talked to. Dad's house should be a couple more blocks down,but I need to cool down.

I walk in a shop next to the place I usually cool down,the dark alleyway of the building. I walk to the drinks and pick out some tea and two beer cans for dad.

I also grab a bag of chips and salsa for a little snack. I walk to the cashier and pull out mg license and show it to him. He takes a glance at it and nods. "$13.22" he said and I pulled put twenty bucks. He takes and places everything in the bag before getting my change.

"Keep the change." I say and walk out to my peace place. I seem a man there struggling with his lighter.

"Seems like somebody found my secret place." I say sarcastically and walk over to him. "Sorry. Should I leave?" He asked and raises an eyebrow.

"Nah...I need some company." I say say and sit on the found next to him. He was still struggling with his lighter.

I pull out my joints and offer him one. "You don't wanna still to those cancer sticks do ya?" I say and he takes one. I pull out my lighter and light his first then mine.

"So what ya doing here?" He asks. "I just needed to get away from life.  I'm also on my way to see my father. You?" I say. "Needed to get away from my stupid band mates." He said.

I hand him one of the beers I bought my dad and I pull out a tea. "Cheers...." "Dylan." He said and held his hand out to me. "Y/n." I say back and shake his hand.

End of first chapter. I know it sucks but im actually trying on these stories.

I hope you guys enjoyed it and I'll have another chapter up soon. Thank you.

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