Step 3: Fail in front of your friends
~This morning~
Me: Hey Caroline could you get something for me?
Caroline: Hehe no.
Me: *intimidatingly (that's a word?) walks toward her* Why no-
*steps on a lego and falls* HOLY C- ...never speak of this again.
Caroline: *already texting everybody about it* Trollolol.
~Last year~
Me: Oh hey guys!
Old school friends: Hey- um... do we know you?
Me: ...pineapples.
OSF: WE REMEMBER U NOW!!!!! HEYYYYY ADMIN WHAZZUP?
Me: ;-; What the heck?
Them: What?
Me: WHAT THE HECK GUYS?!
Them: What?
Me: HOW THE HECK DID YOU FORGE- *my friend slaps me upside the head* Thanks. BUT STILL.
Them: 😅 Aha umm I gotta go... *runs*
Friend: What the heck?
Me: I DONT KNOW. MY MENTAL CAPS LOCK IS STUCK.
Friend: ...I'm done. *leaves*
