Prussia

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Hey guys! So I got a request for Prussia, and, well...he's Prussia...so I had a bit of fun writing this one! Keep the requests coming :) as always, smash that vote button and hope you enjoy :D

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Prussia sat in the meeting room, twiddling his thumbs, listening to his brother West drone on and on about war strategies, battle methods, training techniques, blah, blah, his usual West shit. His eyes darted around the room, then spied a little cd box at the end of the table. In one swift move, he'd slid the box in his jacket pocket. "WEST! HEY, WEST! THE AWESOME ME HAS TO DRAIN THE DRAGON!" He yelled, looking down at his crotch then back up at Germany with an I-need-to-pee-NOW look. Germany rolled his eyes then quickly saluted to Prussia, and the albino bolted out of his chair and ran down the hallway. He stopped short at the computer room, then bounded inside and slammed the door. He pulled the game out from his pocket and skimmed the cover. "Slenderman... some horror game? HA! The awesome me can withstand any scary game. Fire it up." He slid the cd in the PC and sat in the gamers chair. When he slid on the headphones, he almost immediately began tapping his foot to the beat of the music. Prussia quickly read over the instructions, then hit play and found himself in a forest.

"It's unawesomely dark in this game...ah! Flashlight," he said, clicking his flashlight on so he could see a bit of the forest ahead of him. "Collecting pages, huh? Alrighty then, collecting pages is what the awesome me will do. Eight pages? No problem!" He walked around the forest, easily adjusting to his surroundings. Soon, he came to a tunnel. His eyes flickered around the screen, until he found a little white page on the wall. He clicked it, and a quick '1/8 pages collected' flashed on the screen, followed by a short bout of static associated with the staticky sound, making Prussia jump upon forgetting he had headphones on. He continued walking down the tunnel, until he made it to the end, in which he turned and found himself a distance away from a dark figure. The music exploded in Prussia's ears, and he made a panicked, squeaking sound. "NOPE, NOPE, NOPEDY NOPE, NOPEY NOPE NOPE NO THANK YOU!!!" He shrieked as he turned his character away from the figure and ran away as fast as he could. As he ran, he saw a page on a tree. He made his character do a full 360 before running back to get the page, then running away again. Soon, he got to a clearing filled with piles of crashed vehicles, overturned trucks, car parts, and...a page. On the side of a moving van. Prussia clicked it, and upon hearing the drumbeat get more intense in his ears, then paled and bolted from the clearing and back into the forest. He panted in real life, as if clicking a keyboard button was the most agonizing, physically intense thing in the world.

After a while of walking, Prussia got to a building. "Ah, the awesome me does need a shelter to protect thy awesomeness," he stated to the dark room around him, as he entered the building. He clicked the flashlight on, then weaved about the winding, confusing halls. It was a very eerie scene; the bright white tile walls and floor had blood splattered all over them, and the tiny bit of light from the flashlight made the entire thing seem even creepier. He swerved around the hallways, and eventually found another page. He clicked it, and smirked. "I'm one page from beating West in this game," he informed no one, "and everyone else who tried." He wanted to take a screenshot of the '4/8 pages collected' that flashed in front of him. There was a hint of a staticky sound through the drumbeat, and it made Prussia jumpy and aware of everything. He quickly hauled his virtual ass out of the building, relieved to be out without any complications. He continued walking, and soon the static returned, worse this time. He bit his lip, and felt a wave of relief wash over him when he found a fifth page. "YESSSSS!!!!! I BEAT WEST!!!!" He announced, his signature smirk plastered on his face. Just as he yelled this, Germany threw the door open.

"GILBERT!" He yelled. Prussia shrieked and panicked, then without thinking he balled his hand into a fist and plunged his knuckles through the computer screen out of fear from Germany bursting in. "Some bathroom break..." Germany sighed, facepalming as Prussia slowly and awkwardly removed his fist from the smoking, smashed computer screen.

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