Step 4: Fail in school. Or work. Either one works.
~Last Monday at School~
Me: *walks in the classroom with my earbuds in* AM MADE O-O-O-O-OF LO-O-O-O-O-
Classmate: Dude shut up.
Me: BUT IM STRONGER THAN YOU!
Classmate: You wanna go???
Me: O-O-O-O-OF LO-O-O-O-O-OVE
Classmate: Mkay bring it on Fa-
Me: O-O-O-O-O-O-OF luv. Oh, hey. Whazzup?
Classmate: BRUH.
Me: WHAT?!
Classmate: WHY THE ____ WERE YOU S-
Me: LANGUAGE.
Classmate: ...___ yo-
Me: LANGUAAAAAAAGE.
(For the record people, all of this actually happened. Every. Freaking. Thing.)
