Tales of the Smarty Pants

Hello, my name is Melissa. Before we start there are ten things you should know about me:

1. I go to Atlanta High (go pugdogs!)

2. I'm 17 years old.

3. I have one friend. (Beedy)

4. I like school. (except for the people)

5. I'm president of the robotics club, history club and math league. (call me nerdy, it's true)

6. I hate most things. (except Al Munstrof and Beedy of course)

7. I like Al Munstrof. ( we are a nerd tag team!!!!!!!!!)

8. I am as far away from girly as you can get. (for being a girl)

9. My worst subject gym... (no suprise there)

10. My best subject Calculus.

So what i'm a little nerdy, it isn't a big deal. My life starts at five every morning when i wake up, walk to school and meet my besties at school. We are the nerds. Most clubs are after school, but math league would be crushed by jocks and film geeks after school so we go before school. It's easier and safer.

"Suprise everyone, our new shipment of long division weekly is here!" I screamed.

"YAY, WOOHOO!" said Al, Beedy and Frank. (the only other people there)

"So, how is everyone?"

"Beautiful, terrific, stupendous! But why do we have to get long division weekly when sum times is clearly a better source of knowledge?" said Beedy.

"Haven't we gone over this before? A sum is what you get from an addition problem but it also said the word times in the title which is clearly referring to a multiplication problem. I won't have that kind of trickery in this club and that is final!" I said.

"Fine, can we at least read it now? I'm getting bored. Oh look, it says thegovernment is reconsidering PEMDAS. That looks interesting." said Frank.

"Sure, the government is wrong. Remember when they tried to reconsider pi and they got that wrong to?" I said.