...if don't like
-Rats
-Postmen
-Rats getting killed
-Postmen getting killed
-Rats getting killed by postmen
-Postmen getting killed by rats
-Rats
-Postmen
-Christmas
-Not not getting Christmas Cards
-London
-Hat purloiners
-Innocent purloining of hats
-Purloining
-Fourth wall breaking
-Lemony narrative
-Snarky remarks
-The Narrator
-Randomness
-More rats
-More postmen
...if you like
-Your sanity.
To be begin when I say it begins
YOU ARE READING
A Winter's Shenanigans of Rats and Postmen. (Roleplay)
РазноеT'was the month leading up to Christmas. You didn't get any Christmas Cards......
